Is it gay to play a string instrument?

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I play viola and I'm afraid I might be gay
 

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Nah but playing the bassoon must be awkward
It sounds so fucking stupid by itself
 
The First Book of Samuel tells us in the chapter preceding David's slaying of Goliath that the shepherd-king was a talented harpist. That sounds to me like folk who play stringed instruments are capable of some impressive things. Meanwhile, I'm unsure of why strumming some strings'd make you a faggot.
 
The Schlog needs to host a Homosexual of the Month Award Ceremony. We have more than enough candidates for it
There isn't a very good rhyme for a monthly vote, albeit. We've had "queer of the year," and a "freak of the week" would also rhyme, but what is there to rhyme with "month?" If they had a lisp, we could call them the "dunce of the month," ("dunth" of the month) but that's about the closest I can think of for a disparaging rhyme.
 
There isn't a very good rhyme for a monthly vote, albeit. We've had "queer of the year," and a "freak of the week" would also rhyme, but what is there to rhyme with "month?" If they had a lisp, we could call them the "dunce of the month," ("dunth" of the month) but that's about the closest I can think of for a disparaging rhyme.
Faggot of the monthfaggot
 
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