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When I was 10 years old I read the "Choose Your Own Adventure" series of books. There was one about black holes. The plot had a team of space cadets explore a black hole. If you did something wrong you would get spaghettified. This means that your body would be stretched out because of the black hole's gravitational pull. When I was 10, I found this terrifying. I would have nightmares wetting my bed because of fear! It sounded very unpleasant.

The way I tried to heal from this was to imagine others being spaghettified. I felt bad about those who were nice being spaghettified. But then I realized if humanity achieved immortality... we might all be spaghettified! It would be a divine test. Those who were good would be spaghettified and enjoy it. Those who were bad would be spaghettified and not enjoy it. It would be the ultimate test. Soon I found myself judging people's universal morality by how much they would enjoy being spaghettified.

Fortunately, this can change. I am still terrified of being spaghettified because I am a bad person. But I can be good. And once I am good enough I will enjoy the great spaghettification as the immortal colony on Earth is swallowed by a black hole. Thank you kind men, women, girls, and boys for listening.
 
MagmaMan said:
When I was 10 years old I read the "Choose Your Own Adventure" series of books. There was one about black holes. The plot had a team of space cadets explore a black hole. If you did something wrong you would get spaghettified. This means that your body would be stretched out because of the black hole's gravitational pull. When I was 10, I found this terrifying. I would have nightmares wetting my bed because of fear! It sounded very unpleasant.

The way I tried to heal from this was to imagine others being spaghettified. I felt bad about those who were nice being spaghettified. But then I realized if humanity achieved immortality... we might all be spaghettified! It would be a divine test. Those who were good would be spaghettified and enjoy it. Those who were bad would be spaghettified and not enjoy it. It would be the ultimate test. Soon I found myself judging people's universal morality by how much they would enjoy being spaghettified.

Fortunately, this can change. I am still terrified of being spaghettified because I am a bad person. But I can be good. And once I am good enough I will enjoy the great spaghettification as the immortal colony on Earth is swallowed by a black hole. Thank you kind men, women, girls, and boys for listening.
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Black holes?
What a retard
Roko's Basilisk will be out to get you!
 
MagmaMan said:
When I was 10 years old I read the "Choose Your Own Adventure" series of books. There was one about black holes. The plot had a team of space cadets explore a black hole. If you did something wrong you would get spaghettified. This means that your body would be stretched out because of the black hole's gravitational pull. When I was 10, I found this terrifying. I would have nightmares wetting my bed because of fear! It sounded very unpleasant.

The way I tried to heal from this was to imagine others being spaghettified. I felt bad about those who were nice being spaghettified. But then I realized if humanity achieved immortality... we might all be spaghettified! It would be a divine test. Those who were good would be spaghettified and enjoy it. Those who were bad would be spaghettified and not enjoy it. It would be the ultimate test. Soon I found myself judging people's universal morality by how much they would enjoy being spaghettified.

Fortunately, this can change. I am still terrified of being spaghettified because I am a bad person. But I can be good. And once I am good enough I will enjoy the great spaghettification as the immortal colony on Earth is swallowed by a black hole. Thank you kind men, women, girls, and boys for listening.
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Nice story. One problem however, space isn't real.
 
Goot said:
Black holes?
What a retard
Roko's Basilisk will be out to get you!
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I could incorporate this to my belief system. The problem with my belief system is that every human that dies before the great spaghettification won't be there to see it! So maybe an artificial intelligence can recreate them. I don't like Roko's idea because it's unfair.
 
what about immortality you think is enjoyable, both persons would suffer greatly
 
MagmaMan said:
I could incorporate this to my belief system. The problem with my belief system is that every human that dies before the great spaghettification won't be there to see it! So maybe an artificial intelligence can recreate them. I don't like Roko's idea because it's unfair.
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The unfairness is the whole point, even death has no escape, even suicide is futile agaisnt such a threat
 
MagmaMan said:
When I was 10 years old I read the "Choose Your Own Adventure" series of books. There was one about black holes. The plot had a team of space cadets explore a black hole. If you did something wrong you would get spaghettified. This means that your body would be stretched out because of the black hole's gravitational pull. When I was 10, I found this terrifying. I would have nightmares wetting my bed because of fear! It sounded very unpleasant.

The way I tried to heal from this was to imagine others being spaghettified. I felt bad about those who were nice being spaghettified. But then I realized if humanity achieved immortality... we might all be spaghettified! It would be a divine test. Those who were good would be spaghettified and enjoy it. Those who were bad would be spaghettified and not enjoy it. It would be the ultimate test. Soon I found myself judging people's universal morality by how much they would enjoy being spaghettified.

Fortunately, this can change. I am still terrified of being spaghettified because I am a bad person. But I can be good. And once I am good enough I will enjoy the great spaghettification as the immortal colony on Earth is swallowed by a black hole. Thank you kind men, women, girls, and boys for listening.
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Don’t worry! The dust that orbits black holes moves at a good percent of the speed of light so you’ll die before that’ll ever happen.
 
Swede said:
what about immortality you think is enjoyable, both people would suffer greatly
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Good people have good imagination. They would create a world inside their head that would be populated by everything! Spaghettification would keep the sensory part of their body in tact. It would feel like an infinite orgasm! The world inside their head would become sentient with enough time and create more and more awesome things! It would be like being an actual deity!

Bad people have bad imagination. They would be greedy and not be able to make anything. Henceforth, they suffer!
 
Infact even without a super AI, you are likely to be mentally ressurected in some manner as part of a boltzmann brain
Mongoloigul said:
I would love to be spaghettified stretching and forming like the beautiful form foreverially
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MagmaMan said:
When I was 10 years old I read the "Choose Your Own Adventure" series of books. There was one about black holes. The plot had a team of space cadets explore a black hole. If you did something wrong you would get spaghettified. This means that your body would be stretched out because of the black hole's gravitational pull. When I was 10, I found this terrifying. I would have nightmares wetting my bed because of fear! It sounded very unpleasant.

The way I tried to heal from this was to imagine others being spaghettified. I felt bad about those who were nice being spaghettified. But then I realized if humanity achieved immortality... we might all be spaghettified! It would be a divine test. Those who were good would be spaghettified and enjoy it. Those who were bad would be spaghettified and not enjoy it. It would be the ultimate test. Soon I found myself judging people's universal morality by how much they would enjoy being spaghettified.

Fortunately, this can change. I am still terrified of being spaghettified because I am a bad person. But I can be good. And once I am good enough I will enjoy the great spaghettification as the immortal colony on Earth is swallowed by a black hole. Thank you kind men, women, girls, and boys for listening.
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You've posted way too much about this and you made your account yesterday, I think you need to take trileptal.
 
Slvt4BIBISI said:
Don’t worry! The dust that orbits black holes moves at a good percent of the speed of light so you’ll die before that’ll ever happen.
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You do die under normal circumstances. But the artificial intelligence that will be created by the future colony would recreate us as immortal, feeling human beings that can be spaghettified!
 
Goot said:
Infact even without a super AI, you are likely to be mentally ressurected in some manner as part of a boltzmann brain

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You are incomplete you are imperfect stretching and forming black holes spaghettification will make you a perfect beautiful Demigod just thinking about it excites me
 
Steve said:
You've posted way too much about this and you made your account yesterday, I think you need to take trileptal.
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No I do not. Medication is by (((jews))) to pacify us into corporate slaves.
Mongoloigul said:
You are incomplete you are imperfect stretching and forming black holes spaghettification will make you a perfect beautiful Demigod just thinking about it excites me
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You get it! I'm excited too!
 
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