Imagine one of those chinese cultivation novels but with a Soysphere theme

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man who reads xianxia said:
You know, I was thinking about this again today. I feel like a system that would really suit this is the one that Reverend Insanity has. For anyone who hasn't read it, in Reverend Insanity, Gu are essentially magic bugs. Wild Gu are able to use naturally occurring primeval energy and create effects that range from helping constipation to making you able to rebirth. There are humans who use their aperture, which I don't really know how to explain, to pour their own primeval essence to refine, manipulate and raise Gu. Such people are called Gu masters. I mean, it is not too hard to realize how this could fit with soyjaks. Primeval essence would be soy, and Gu would be 'jaks.
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As Yuri was reading the letter he received from Soot, he had gone blind from anger

"Soot, you elderly fool, you dare?! You have eyes yet you cannot recognize Mt. Tai!" He spat out several mouthfuls of blood, his face had gotten as red as a tomato from anger.

"I swear to you, I will make you pay! Your Bald Glasses sect, it will be mine! You are merely a frog in a well, I am a dragon amongst men! I shall make you know the immensity in the difference between heaven and earth, and then you will have no choice but to let me absorb it into my Kolyma sect." He was thinking inwardly, and he was plotting something sinister in his mind.

"Courting death... Who does this elderly fool think he is? He is nothing but a fool out of his prime, his sect has gotten quite large, but he is just a carp trying to leap the dragon gate. Under an old fool like him, the sect will not last." His expression had turned calm and tranquil.

Yuri had experienced many such events. His sect, the Kolyma sect, was a large sect in the southern continent. He was an impulsive man, he preferred war over peace and he preferred conquest over alliances. At first, he would try to buy the sect with money, and if that failed he took over forcefully by conquest. If we were to use Earth terms to designate him, he could be called a "Narcissist."

But this was the truth of this world, he was so strong, who would dare challenge him?
 
man who reads xianxia said:
As Yuri was reading the letter he received from Soot, he had gone blind from anger

"Soot, you elderly fool, you dare?! You have eyes yet you cannot recognize Mt. Tai!" He spat out several mouthfuls of blood, his face had gotten as red as a tomato from anger.

"I swear to you, I will make you pay! Your Bald Glasses sect, it will be mine! You are merely a frog in a well, I am a dragon amongst men! I shall make you know the immensity in the difference between heaven and earth, and then you will have no choice but to let me absorb it into my Kolyma sect." He was thinking inwardly, and he was plotting something sinister in his mind.

"Courting death... Who does this elderly fool think he is? He is nothing but a fool out of his prime, his sect has gotten quite large, but he is just a carp trying to leap the dragon gate. Under an old fool like him, the sect will not last." His expression had turned calm and tranquil.

Yuri had experienced many such events. His sect, the Kolyma sect, was a large sect in the southern continent. He was an impulsive man, he preferred war over peace and he preferred conquest over alliances. At first, he would try to buy the sect with money, and if that failed he took over forcefully by conquest. If we were to use Earth terms to designate him, he could be called a "Narcissist."

But this was the truth of this world, he was so strong, who would dare challenge him?
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Why start so many new lines is this normal in Chinese novels
 
man who reads xianxia said:
As Yuri was reading the letter he received from Soot, he had gone blind from anger

"Soot, you elderly fool, you dare?! You have eyes yet you cannot recognize Mt. Tai!" He spat out several mouthfuls of blood, his face had gotten as red as a tomato from anger.

"I swear to you, I will make you pay! Your Bald Glasses sect, it will be mine! You are merely a frog in a well, I am a dragon amongst men! I shall make you know the immensity in the difference between heaven and earth, and then you will have no choice but to let me absorb it into my Kolyma sect." He was thinking inwardly, and he was plotting something sinister in his mind.

"Courting death... Who does this elderly fool think he is? He is nothing but a fool out of his prime, his sect has gotten quite large, but he is just a carp trying to leap the dragon gate. Under an old fool like him, the sect will not last." His expression had turned calm and tranquil.

Yuri had experienced many such events. His sect, the Kolyma sect, was a large sect in the southern continent. He was an impulsive man, he preferred war over peace and he preferred conquest over alliances. At first, he would try to buy the sect with money, and if that failed he took over forcefully by conquest. If we were to use Earth terms to designate him, he could be called a "Narcissist."

But this was the truth of this world, he was so strong, who would dare challenge him?
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Explanation for non Chinese novel readers
>You have eyes yet you cannot recognize Mt. Tai!
This is a chinese idiom that means " to fail to recognize sb important or sb's great talent"
>Frog in a well
This is a chinese idiom that means "a person of limited outlook and experience"
>dragon amongst men
Obvious but it's a chinese idiom
>Courting death
This is a chinese phrase, it's obvious
>carp trying to leap the dragon gate
This is a chinese idiom that means "to get one's big break"
 
Sometimes I actually want to do this, but unfortunately I am not good at writing. And making a cultivation system from scratch... It is truly a challenge.
 
man who reads xianxia said:
Sometimes I actually want to do this, but unfortunately I am not good at writing. And making a cultivation system from scratch... It is truly a challenge.
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Ganbare. It doesnt matter if it isnt "good". Nobody's first anything is "good". The way to get good is study and practice. Just do it.
 
Refined spirit soy is administered to the disciples from an early age, it keeps them youthful like cherry blossoms in amber. The young master Liu receives such a share that he appears no older than a swaddling babe at 35 years of age!

I'm not very well versed in the Chinese way of writing with short sentences and their idioms
 
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