Keyed If a jartycuck existed, would you get one? Or would you pass up on it?

[Soynic Hedgehog]

Purely for functional purposes, by the way. Erm yeah. Functionality.
Also the jartycuck is affordable to you so keep that variable out.

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

I would get one and fix it's life.

 

[Neutralplier]

yeah, but its not exactly affordable because you have to buy its diapers, feed it nigger feces, and generally keep it happy with soytan gooning dolls or else it gets depressed