JimmieCobson
2024 oldGOD
- Joined
- Jun 30, 2024
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It all started a couple days ago when a hairy ass pregnant nigga on the street begged me to buy his lucky funkopop for $20. Out of pity, I gave him my fancy limited edition Barack Obama $20 bill and took the pop figure. Some retard pointed a gun at me, but when I realized that xhey were xransxender, I dared xhem to kill me and xhey shot xhemself after I told xhem that xhey would never be pregnant because xhey will never be a woman.
When I got home, I checked the mail to find the latest copy of my favorite manga series had just arrived. Now, I'm well aware that Thug Hunter: Ass of America is not as good as the original Thug Hunter manga (RIP Akira Toriyama), but its still amazing and it holds a special place in my heart. Anyway, when I watched Spencer Reed use Forbidden Art: Thug Price on Xavier-kun, my dick became diamonds.
Now, I have a chronic desire to nut on something whenever I get horny. Usually I nut on my Skibidi Toilet shrine as a show of reverence to the Skibidi gods, but that was a couple rooms away and I needed to nut ASAP. So, I grabbed the freshly unopened George Floyd funkopop and creamed as hard as I could on him. It was like I dumped a whole bottle of Soylent on his ass because I creamed harder than I ever had.
I went to sleep shortly after and was woken up at 3AM to labored breath as the George Floyd funkopop that I nutted on began to struggle as if it were high on fentanyl. I tried to call the heckin wholesome SCP foundation but they dismissed the George Floyd homunculus as a "racist mockery of the tragic death of the greatest mxn to ever exist".
George Floyd is too weak to do anything to me, but I like being able to sleep, what do I do bros? If I nut on him again, does it make it go away, or does it only make him stronger?
When I got home, I checked the mail to find the latest copy of my favorite manga series had just arrived. Now, I'm well aware that Thug Hunter: Ass of America is not as good as the original Thug Hunter manga (RIP Akira Toriyama), but its still amazing and it holds a special place in my heart. Anyway, when I watched Spencer Reed use Forbidden Art: Thug Price on Xavier-kun, my dick became diamonds.
Now, I have a chronic desire to nut on something whenever I get horny. Usually I nut on my Skibidi Toilet shrine as a show of reverence to the Skibidi gods, but that was a couple rooms away and I needed to nut ASAP. So, I grabbed the freshly unopened George Floyd funkopop and creamed as hard as I could on him. It was like I dumped a whole bottle of Soylent on his ass because I creamed harder than I ever had.
I went to sleep shortly after and was woken up at 3AM to labored breath as the George Floyd funkopop that I nutted on began to struggle as if it were high on fentanyl. I tried to call the heckin wholesome SCP foundation but they dismissed the George Floyd homunculus as a "racist mockery of the tragic death of the greatest mxn to ever exist".
George Floyd is too weak to do anything to me, but I like being able to sleep, what do I do bros? If I nut on him again, does it make it go away, or does it only make him stronger?
