GEG I am so heck'n proud of my country that I left it to live in your country

[USL]

Why are Migrantcels like this?

 

[Aedra]

Because if the migrantcel floods your country with people like him, he wins. It's not that hard to understand.

 

[USL]

Because if the migrantcel floods your country with people like him, he wins. It's not that hard to understand.

I understand why they are migrantcels, but there is a cognitive dissonance they all have, where they talk up their home countries like it is the greatest place on earth despite leaving it. In the USA, that wasn't the case up until these past 2 decades.

 

[Dr Frumpus Croid]

Never expect consistency from turd worlders.

 

[BLACKHAWK]

migratns are awesome. i support it west should die off especially american pedos etc






why do they migrate to other coutries and dont live in area with mosquitos and dangerous viruses? idk but sure thing theyre doing good to replace cuckhold fetishs from the west who have no redemption.

 

[NekoRightsActivist]

As if it does really matter in the age of globohomo.
99.9% of migrant turd worlders live in urban shithole with monolithic consumerist culture anyway so who cares lol.

 

[USL]

As if it does really matter in the age of globohomo.
99.9% of migrant turd worlders live in urban shithole with monolithic consumerist culture anyway so who cares lol.

In the USA and Europe, it’s spreading to the suburbs. The government is seeing to that. If you are a ruralGod you’re fine but most people aren’t albeit.

 

[XXX_SKIBIDISIGMA_XXX]

I'm not proud to be Pakistani, i've actually been there and there's so much pollution that it creates a layer of fog everywhere that makes it look like a PS1 game with low render distance

 

[MoonMetropolis]

One day my two friends and I were spending the night at Jack's, just the three of us, and we got a phone call from this Jew girl's house saying that Mary-kater (this girl that sometimes tagged along with us on our wacky adventures so they wouldn't be considered gay) was at her birthday party, passed out drunk and to come take her home, we then drove to her house and brought her back to Jack's. She was really blacked out, we tried to get her to come around but she wouldn't. We decided to just play pranks on her, so we started drawing on her, stuff like "Property of M.F. Mudkipz" and "Fuck my ass" It was really funny because she had gone completely limp. Pretty much just modern-slapstick. We also did the "puppeteer" thing where you move the person's mouth to make it look like they're saying things. Eric started to wonder what her boobs looked like, and because she was totally not waking up we thought it was best to have a look, and man did her boobs look nice and we all squeezed them and totally felt sorry for ourselves, us being such sick fucks, but Jack actually did start to get a boner. I expected him to just go to the bathroom and kill it, but he started to do the puppeteer thing again, and instead pulled her jaw completely open and shove his junk in her mouth. "Dude wtf you're a horrible friend to her" was Eric's initial reaction, but then we began to understand. We sat and watched until he finally came. ON HER FACE. Jack left the room. Probably embarrassed. But no, he came in whistling with a damp rag and wiped the sap off her face. Some of it had dripped onto her boobs, so he had to take Mary-kater's shirt off again and wipe it off, so of course, I got hard. "Was that good?" I asked, trying to conceal my boner. Jack said it was awesome and I tried to hold back forever but my balls were already starting to ache. Just go to the bathroom and jack off, I thought. But Mary-kater, with her open shirt, looked so tempting. I told them I was going to do it to her too and Eric laughed it off saying we were all going to jail, him as an accomplice. I held her jaw in an open position and went in, I couldn't hold back any longer. I sat on her chest as I fucked her oral cavity (I told them her braces were a bit of a cockblock. I was bleeding a little but I didn't care, because the pleasure was overpowering the pain) until I pulled out and came a LOT (I mean, a LOT) on her face. "Shit, I just cleaned her face! You're going to have to clean her up now," said Jack. It was probably the most intense orgasm ever, because I felt as tired as shit afterward. I went to get the rag. Eric said not yet, because he wanted to do her. He finished really quickly but he was still harder than a Chinese arithmetic problem because of her stupid cockblock braces. He tried to pull her tongue out of her mouth and move it around his cock. "It's not working. Do you oralfags think it's morally unjust to fuck a lady while she's asleep?" It was a tough decision...no, not really, lulz. We both agreed what she didn't know wouldn't hurt her and we helped off her jeans and panties and that lucky Jew fucked the living daylights out of her. Jack and I tried desperately to get hard again. I was bored, thinking about memes. I thought about Bridget and, Out of PURE coincidence, I finally got up (not so much, but too bad), hard enough to slide inside her. As I felt her pink wrapped around my cock, I got really hard really fast. God, out of all the cunts I've tapped, her's felt by far the best. It was so fluffy and moist with Eric's cum, like I was banging a slice of angelfood cake. About ten minutes later, I came harder than the first time. I closed my eyes and I swear, I could see longcat smiling at me. After I was finished, Jack took his turn. Afterward, we played with her pussy and tits and posted about what we just did on /b/, we cleaned her up, watched movies and had a classic, jolly old time.

To this day, Mary-Kater still doesn't know that night of fun the three of us had--6/17/08.