How to kill your online career

[tanzanite]

Build on audience of leftists, who wait until they can find a tiny problem with you (that isn't even a problem) and flail on the ground saying you're horrible because you did said thing.

 

[basil]

Build on audience of leftists, who wait until they can find a tiny problem with you (that isn't even a problem) and flail on the ground saying you're horrible because you did said thing.

just say ur a centrist and then only talk negatively abt right-wing stuff
there's so many examples of what i'm talking about.

 

[Plajer Sojdżekowski]

Serious question: how to become a lolcow easily? I have autism, but I'm too inhibited to make some brave acts like CWC.

 

[Oot]

Serious question: how to become a lolcow easily? I have autism, but I'm too inhibited to make some brave acts like CWC.

Step 1. Become OBESE

 

[Soynic Hedgehog]

Serious question: how to become a lolcow easily? I have autism, but I'm too inhibited to make some brave acts like CWC.

Just stop having shame and say whatever graces your mind with no filter and you will be hated by droves of people in no time. We are all insufferable people to some degree, most people just do a good job of hiding it. Also break obvious social rules and most importantly do everything you can to demand as much attention as possible

 

[1844 or Something]

Serious question: how to become a lolcow easily? I have autism, but I'm too inhibited to make some brave acts like CWC.

I have a plan
>piss off lefties (easy and you don't care about being canceled)
>they start a twitter fight
>make a faggy apology about how your actions were bigoted and wrong
>now the left and the right know of you and hate your guts
Basically just make sure you cause a BIG stir with your early work, from there you just have to keep up with your audience. Constantly respond, "defend yourself" in ways that just make you look worse, and spaz out every now and then.
You'll have an audience as long as you do that
>disclaimer: do not do this

 

[Plajer Sojdżekowski]

Just stop having shame and say whatever graces your mind with no filter and you will be hated by droves of people in no time. We are all insufferable people to some degree, most people just do a good job of hiding it. Also break obvious social rules and most importantly do everything you can to demand as much attention as possible

I would have to break my internal barriers, but I also had to break them in order to start posting on soyjak party.

 

[Plajer Sojdżekowski]

I have a plan
>piss off lefties (easy and you don't care about being canceled)
>they start a twitter fight
>make a faggy apology about how your actions were bigoted and wrong
>now the left and the right know of you and hate your guts
Basically just make sure you cause a BIG stir with your early work, from there you just have to keep up with your audience. Constantly respond, "defend yourself" in ways that just make you look worse, and spaz out every now and then.
You'll have an audience as long as you do that
>disclaimer: do not do this

I know not to do this, I'm just curious.
Also I could larp as someone who goons to dino porn like 'tone, but actually with showing face and defending every critique in a ways that make me worse.
Or become an artist who makes shitty art like cartoon characters having sex, showing genitals or something similar.
And always plan how to look more retarded in eyes of a typical drama observer. Just like 'cado is always two steps ahead.

 

[1844 or Something]

Or become an artist who makes shitty art like cartoon characters having sex, showing genitals or something similar.

TSMT. Just kinkmaxx while not giving a shit about the actual quality. you'll make it in no time!

 

[9I99ER]

Serious question: how to become a lolcow easily? I have autism, but I'm too inhibited to make some brave acts like CWC.

inflate your ego and make it more fragile than talc, deny everything bad, become prideful beyond measure