HELP!!! I ACCIDENTALLY STUCK MY PENIS IN A PIECE OF CORAL!!

[Soyteen Liker]

Try to jerk it a bit

I did neftenya. I even came inside of it and now it reeks.

use a knife to cut the coral

NOOOO IM SQUEAMISH. WHAT IF I HURT MY PENIS?

eww dude what the fuck is wrong with you? kys disgusting porn addict.

I AM WORKING ON REDUCING MY GOON SESHES!!

 

[basil]

Neftenya as a devout catholic, don't you think my parents would be a little concerned about that?

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Alien fungi coral. It looked so seductive that I just carved a hole in it and got caught in a shameful moment... my big vietnamese cock is still stuck inside it please help it smells horrible now!

Oh. I'm sorry.

acro doesn’t like those types of corals he only likes boring ones

 

[GauntletThrown]

Neftenya as a devout catholic, don't you think my parents would be a little concerned about that?

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Alien fungi coral. It looked so seductive that I just carved a hole in it and got caught in a shameful moment... my big vietnamese cock is still stuck inside it please help it smells horrible now!

Oh. I'm sorry.

you are a woman pretending to be a man
you do not have a cock, big or vietnamese or otherwise

 

[baqqrih]

you are a woman pretending to be a man
you do not have a cock, big or vietnamese or otherwise

Yeah, she was pretending to be Acro for April Fools Day.

 

[Clown]

IT'S STUCK NOW!! I ASKED THE r/ihaveihavehavereddit DISCORD AND THEY CALLED ME A "POOPY BUTTHOLE GOONER"!! I'M SO WORRIED BECAUSE WHAT IF MY PARENTS SEE ME LIKE THIS??? HELP ME!!! WHAT DO I DO? I would post pictures but I don't want to get banned!

I fucking hate tourist niggers please kill yourself at once

 

[baqqrih]

I fucking hate tourist niggers please kill yourself at once

What part indicates that she was a tourist?

 

[Clown]

What part indicates that she was a tourist?

I don't care, eating some pie

 

[baqqrih]

I don't care, eating some pie

I hope it tastes good.

 

[Clown]

I hope it tastes good.

It did, it's chicken pot pie I made, let me send it to myself on trooncord so I can post an image

 

[Clown]

I hope it tastes good.

https://media.discordapp.net/attach...4c9ab41d19&=&format=webp&width=720&height=960

 

[jimbo]

https://media.discordapp.net/attach...4c9ab41d19&=&format=webp&width=720&height=960

>he unironically uses discord
OHNOONONONONONONONONOONONONONNOON KEEEEEEEEEEEKKKK

 

[basil]

>he unironically uses discord
OHNOONONONONONONONONOONONONONNOON KEEEEEEEEEEEKKKK

he’s gonna buy the website btw

 

[Gemerald]

>he unironically uses discord
OHNOONONONONONONONONOONONONONNOON KEEEEEEEEEEEKKKK

says the onecordnigger

 

[Clown]

>he unironically uses discord
OHNOONONONONONONONONOONONONONNOON KEEEEEEEEEEEKKKK

It makes it easier to move images from my phone to my computer. Between this and opening my email and emailing the photos, one is much easier. r8 the pot pie, or get out ESL nigger. Your foreign shit hole bombsite probably doesn't have an economy strong enough to let you eat chicken more than once a millennia, so I'll take the "10/10 that's a good looking pot pie" and then you can go back to working in your Indonesia death camp. THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENKS

 

[Clown]

he’s gonna buy the website btw

I really might!