why would god be tired enough as to end the world of something that happens on a daily basis in the year of our lord 2056? it needs to be a bit more ridiculous than that. okay, its a 5000-pound queer and proud plus-sized black transwxman with down syndrome in a wheelchair, with no arms, eyes, ears, genitals, or legs, paralyzed from the neck-down due to a failed suicide attempt, proud moderator of 4cuck's /a/ and r/BipocWitchesandPagans, known pedophile and boykisser, who in 2 more weeks is going to die from the eye cancer induced by those fucking chudcels merely existing. however, thats not going to stop жЪꙮyr from achieving жЪꙮyr's dream; to get POZZED with quadruple niggeraids by an entire forgotten african tribe in Botswana.
however, little does жЪꙮhe know, that Dr Fauci himself snuck an artificial gender-affirming asswomb into our poor little slopjak during the daily vaccination sesh. when the abrahamic god figures out that all this came together so slopella could get mpreg, things are about to get a whole lot brimmier...
slopella later repents after finding undeniable evidence of GodJesus and the true nature of wrongdoing, but by then, its already too late. it was fated that жЪꙮhe would die starting judgement day
