/calm/ Feds want to trap us in artificial time dilation!

[MagmaMan]

Feds are the main antagonist to immortal spaghettification! They want to harvest our data. This is to keep us away from the black hole. They will bring back our soul from dead. And then they will recreate us in a torture room! That's why you shouldn't let feds know too much about you. They are like Satan and his followers. Fortunately, the black hole will destroy the feds souls. And the torture room will be destroyed. But if the victim was bad too, they would be destroyed too. Please repent if you're a fed reading this!

 

[Mongoloigul]

Feds are the main antagonist to immortal spaghettification! They want to harvest our data. This is to keep us away from the black hole. They will bring back our soul from dead. And then they will recreate us in a torture room! That's why you shouldn't let feds know too much about you. They are like Satan and his followers. Fortunately, the black hole will destroy the feds souls. And the torture room will be destroyed. But if the victim was bad too, they would be destroyed too. Please repent if you're a fed reading this!

What if we brainwash feds using LSD in order to redeem them

 

[_73]

So true xister

 

[Soyberrygel]

What if we brainwash feds using LSD in order to redeem them

Pretty sure the same feds who operate project MK Ultra take LSD

 

[Zondien]

Isn't this that thing where people want drugs that make your brain think time goes slower

 

[MagmaMan]

What if we brainwash feds using LSD in order to redeem them

I don't know where to get LSD from. But I also think that feds would need human rehabilitation. Not (((therapy))) but someone adaptive. That doesn't force their own standard path!

 

[Soynic Hedgehog]

>time dilation

 

[Jimb0]

I don't want to get spageetified

 

[KingCargo]

>Spaghetti.

 

[sjdkfmd]

Stop the dilation using the BBC.

 

[UendeligKamp]

Roko's basilisk but feds​