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Discussion Do you guys have any gegbvlls at your school or when you went to school?

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There’s a couple at my school. There’s this kid who has an among us backpack, squeaker voice, full sprints to class so he’s constantly tripping and bumping into people, I eat lunch where he also eats and he’s extremely loud and annoying. Another one is this super fat brapper who has a shitty dyed sidepart and smells like utter shit, he carries around a 1L Mountain Dew at all times. There’s this other one who’s kind of the most likeable of the bunch, he’s still pretty loud, but not that bad, he knows a surprising amount of information about guns and shit so that’s pretty cool, he hangs out with SJW Chris Griffin.
 
There was a socially inept autistic kid who was seen slouched on his phone at all times, with his face almost pressed into the screen, mindlessly mashing notes on a children's keyboard app, when doing so he kind of looked like this image
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He would walk to up random kids and present some snca bandkid-tier reddit slop memes, of course absolutely no one cared or found them funny no one ever wanted him around. Super annoying kid, but I still felt some pity
 
in middle and elementary school there was this kid named michael
he was a skinny white kid and he went on the middle school discord server and posted child porn and i left that bitch and uninstalled discord immediately afterwards
he also yelled "nigger" in class and got suspended, had a masturbating addiction and didnt clean up when he did it in the stall, etc
he was a strange fellow he was in sped classes and if there was a "most likely to be a foodist" title out there it'd probably be his
 
in middle and elementary school there was this kid named michael
he was a skinny white kid and he went on the middle school discord server and posted child porn and i left that bitch and uninstalled discord immediately afterwards
he also yelled "nigger" in class and got suspended, had a masturbating addiction and didnt clean up when he did it in the stall, etc
he was a strange fellow he was in sped classes and if there was a "most likely to be a foodist" title out there it'd probably be his
Kek, i should cum on the floor at the school toilet.
 
this nigger who used to attend to my class who was the stereotypical movie nerd, wouldnt shut the fuck up about his ww2 shit, would unironically listen to classical music on class, would constantly argue with the teachers about why atheism le good christian bad, and unironically brought the constitution and started reading it on class.
every single one of his presentations would last 15 minutes minimum.
it sounds completely fake but its fucking real, he even had the voice and the glasses, bro was a literal npc
Drop an anvil on him
 
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