Very serious Do not drink from the "Jarty" Mug.

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The mug, a simple ceramic vessel with a twisted grin painted on its side, sat on my desk, taunting me. Its presence was both alluring and menacing. I knew I shouldn't, but the thrill seeker in me couldn't resist. I reached out, my hand trembling slightly, and picked it up. Its weight felt odd, almost as if it were pulling me towards it, beckoning me to take that first sip.

I raised it to my lips, the liquid inside glistening with an almost supernatural allure. Taking a deep breath, I tipped the mug, letting the liquid flow into my mouth. Instantly, a wave of warmth spread throughout my body, coursing through my veins like an electric shock. It was unlike anything I had ever experienced before.

At first, I felt invincible. My mind felt sharper, my body lighter. I could sense a power building within me, an energy that made me feel like I could conquer the world. But little did I know, this was just the beginning of my descent into a living nightmare.

As the minutes ticked by, the warmth turned into a burning sensation. My stomach began to rumble, a deep, primal sound that sent shivers down my spine. I knew something wasn't right. The liquid, once a sweet nectar, now felt like acid coursing through my veins.

My body started to convulse, and I broke out in a cold sweat. I could feel my insides twisting and turning, a battle raging within me. It was as if my very being was being torn apart from the inside out. The urge to release the pressure became overwhelming, but where? I was in my own home, and the nearest bathroom felt like miles away.

Desperation set in as I raced against time, searching for a place to relieve myself. But the curse of the Jarty Mug knew no boundaries. My body, once my loyal companion, had turned against me. I became a slave to my own bowels, an involuntary participant in a humiliating dance.

As I ran, the pressure grew, and with it, my embarrassment. I could feel the hot, liquid waste building up, threatening to explode at any moment. My eyes widened in horror as I realized there was no escape. The Jarty Mug had taken hold, and I was its helpless victim.

In a desperate attempt to find relief, I rushed to the bathroom, my heart pounding in my chest. But it was too late. The curse had its way with me, and I let loose, my body convulsing in a fit of uncontrollable poop. The stench filled the air, a sickening aroma that clung to my clothing and my very being.

As I sat there, humiliated and ashamed, I couldn't help but reflect on my foolish decision. The Jarty Mug, with its sinister grin, had played its trick on me, and I had fallen victim to its dark magic. From that day forward, I carried the weight of my embarrassment, a constant reminder of the consequences of my actions.

The tale of the Jarty Mug and its curse became a warning to all who sought thrills in the unknown. It served as a reminder that some forces are better left unexplored, for the consequences can be far worse than one could ever imagine. So, beware, dear reader, for the Jarty Mug is a vessel of chaos, and its curse is a living hell.
 
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The mug, a simple ceramic vessel with a twisted grin painted on its side, sat on my desk, taunting me. Its presence was both alluring and menacing. I knew I shouldn't, but the thrill seeker in me couldn't resist. I reached out, my hand trembling slightly, and picked it up. Its weight felt odd, almost as if it were pulling me towards it, beckoning me to take that first sip.

I raised it to my lips, the liquid inside glistening with an almost supernatural allure. Taking a deep breath, I tipped the mug, letting the liquid flow into my mouth. Instantly, a wave of warmth spread throughout my body, coursing through my veins like an electric shock. It was unlike anything I had ever experienced before.

At first, I felt invincible. My mind felt sharper, my body lighter. I could sense a power building within me, an energy that made me feel like I could conquer the world. But little did I know, this was just the beginning of my descent into a living nightmare.

As the minutes ticked by, the warmth turned into a burning sensation. My stomach began to rumble, a deep, primal sound that sent shivers down my spine. I knew something wasn't right. The liquid, once a sweet nectar, now felt like acid coursing through my veins.

My body started to convulse, and I broke out in a cold sweat. I could feel my insides twisting and turning, a battle raging within me. It was as if my very being was being torn apart from the inside out. The urge to release the pressure became overwhelming, but where? I was in my own home, and the nearest bathroom felt like miles away.

Desperation set in as I raced against time, searching for a place to relieve myself. But the curse of the Jarty Mug knew no boundaries. My body, once my loyal companion, had turned against me. I became a slave to my own bowels, an involuntary participant in a humiliating dance.

As I ran, the pressure grew, and with it, my embarrassment. I could feel the hot, liquid waste building up, threatening to explode at any moment. My eyes widened in horror as I realized there was no escape. The Jarty Mug had taken hold, and I was its helpless victim.

In a desperate attempt to find relief, I rushed to the bathroom, my heart pounding in my chest. But it was too late. The curse had its way with me, and I let loose, my body convulsing in a fit of uncontrollable poop. The stench filled the air, a sickening aroma that clung to my clothing and my very being.

As I sat there, humiliated and ashamed, I couldn't help but reflect on my foolish decision. The Jarty Mug, with its sinister grin, had played its trick on me, and I had fallen victim to its dark magic. From that day forward, I carried the weight of my embarrassment, a constant reminder of the consequences of my actions.

The tale of the Jarty Mug and its curse became a warning to all who sought thrills in the unknown. It served as a reminder that some forces are better left unexplored, for the consequences can be far worse than one could ever imagine. So, beware, dear reader, for the Jarty Mug is a vessel of chaos, and its curse is a living hell.
I bought it from "MugsFromLesotho.com".
 
The guy in that pic. He was a autist with a pronounced lisp and dressed like an emo even into 2016, he made videos where he would review creepypastas and bullshit. I had no idea he trooned out until an hour ago. Grim.

It's funny because he's not even trying to make his voice sound more "feminine" his voice now sounds exactly the same as it did 10 years ago.
 
The guy in that pic. He was a autist with a pronounced lisp and dressed like an emo even into 2016, he made videos where he would review creepypastas and bullshit. I had no idea he trooned out until an hour ago. Grim.

It's funny because he's not even trying to make his voice sound more "feminine" his voice now sounds exactly the same as it did 10 years ago.
Make xhim read the brimstone creepypasta anyways
 
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The mug, a simple ceramic vessel with a twisted grin painted on its side, sat on my desk, taunting me. Its presence was both alluring and menacing. I knew I shouldn't, but the thrill seeker in me couldn't resist. I reached out, my hand trembling slightly, and picked it up. Its weight felt odd, almost as if it were pulling me towards it, beckoning me to take that first sip.

I raised it to my lips, the liquid inside glistening with an almost supernatural allure. Taking a deep breath, I tipped the mug, letting the liquid flow into my mouth. Instantly, a wave of warmth spread throughout my body, coursing through my veins like an electric shock. It was unlike anything I had ever experienced before.

At first, I felt invincible. My mind felt sharper, my body lighter. I could sense a power building within me, an energy that made me feel like I could conquer the world. But little did I know, this was just the beginning of my descent into a living nightmare.

As the minutes ticked by, the warmth turned into a burning sensation. My stomach began to rumble, a deep, primal sound that sent shivers down my spine. I knew something wasn't right. The liquid, once a sweet nectar, now felt like acid coursing through my veins.

My body started to convulse, and I broke out in a cold sweat. I could feel my insides twisting and turning, a battle raging within me. It was as if my very being was being torn apart from the inside out. The urge to release the pressure became overwhelming, but where? I was in my own home, and the nearest bathroom felt like miles away.

Desperation set in as I raced against time, searching for a place to relieve myself. But the curse of the Jarty Mug knew no boundaries. My body, once my loyal companion, had turned against me. I became a slave to my own bowels, an involuntary participant in a humiliating dance.

As I ran, the pressure grew, and with it, my embarrassment. I could feel the hot, liquid waste building up, threatening to explode at any moment. My eyes widened in horror as I realized there was no escape. The Jarty Mug had taken hold, and I was its helpless victim.

In a desperate attempt to find relief, I rushed to the bathroom, my heart pounding in my chest. But it was too late. The curse had its way with me, and I let loose, my body convulsing in a fit of uncontrollable poop. The stench filled the air, a sickening aroma that clung to my clothing and my very being.

As I sat there, humiliated and ashamed, I couldn't help but reflect on my foolish decision. The Jarty Mug, with its sinister grin, had played its trick on me, and I had fallen victim to its dark magic. From that day forward, I carried the weight of my embarrassment, a constant reminder of the consequences of my actions.

The tale of the Jarty Mug and its curse became a warning to all who sought thrills in the unknown. It served as a reminder that some forces are better left unexplored, for the consequences can be far worse than one could ever imagine. So, beware, dear reader, for the Jarty Mug is a vessel of chaos, and its curse is a living hell.
This reminds me of a Brimstone Creepypasta i once listened to where a jartycuck came out of a guy's penis.
 
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The mug, a simple ceramic vessel with a twisted grin painted on its side, sat on my desk, taunting me. Its presence was both alluring and menacing. I knew I shouldn't, but the thrill seeker in me couldn't resist. I reached out, my hand trembling slightly, and picked it up. Its weight felt odd, almost as if it were pulling me towards it, beckoning me to take that first sip.

I raised it to my lips, the liquid inside glistening with an almost supernatural allure. Taking a deep breath, I tipped the mug, letting the liquid flow into my mouth. Instantly, a wave of warmth spread throughout my body, coursing through my veins like an electric shock. It was unlike anything I had ever experienced before.

At first, I felt invincible. My mind felt sharper, my body lighter. I could sense a power building within me, an energy that made me feel like I could conquer the world. But little did I know, this was just the beginning of my descent into a living nightmare.

As the minutes ticked by, the warmth turned into a burning sensation. My stomach began to rumble, a deep, primal sound that sent shivers down my spine. I knew something wasn't right. The liquid, once a sweet nectar, now felt like acid coursing through my veins.

My body started to convulse, and I broke out in a cold sweat. I could feel my insides twisting and turning, a battle raging within me. It was as if my very being was being torn apart from the inside out. The urge to release the pressure became overwhelming, but where? I was in my own home, and the nearest bathroom felt like miles away.

Desperation set in as I raced against time, searching for a place to relieve myself. But the curse of the Jarty Mug knew no boundaries. My body, once my loyal companion, had turned against me. I became a slave to my own bowels, an involuntary participant in a humiliating dance.

As I ran, the pressure grew, and with it, my embarrassment. I could feel the hot, liquid waste building up, threatening to explode at any moment. My eyes widened in horror as I realized there was no escape. The Jarty Mug had taken hold, and I was its helpless victim.

In a desperate attempt to find relief, I rushed to the bathroom, my heart pounding in my chest. But it was too late. The curse had its way with me, and I let loose, my body convulsing in a fit of uncontrollable poop. The stench filled the air, a sickening aroma that clung to my clothing and my very being.

As I sat there, humiliated and ashamed, I couldn't help but reflect on my foolish decision. The Jarty Mug, with its sinister grin, had played its trick on me, and I had fallen victim to its dark magic. From that day forward, I carried the weight of my embarrassment, a constant reminder of the consequences of my actions.

The tale of the Jarty Mug and its curse became a warning to all who sought thrills in the unknown. It served as a reminder that some forces are better left unexplored, for the consequences can be far worse than one could ever imagine. So, beware, dear reader, for the Jarty Mug is a vessel of chaos, and its curse is a living hell.
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