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In the magical land of Shlogtopia there existed a magical wizard known as @Hagon that would often appear and spread his chuddy love all over the world. When Hagon didn't like a user's actions, he would erect what he called a rapetower to block them from sin. One day though, the great wizard disappeared from Shlogtopia during the brimstone winter of '24. His last message was the biggest rapetower anyone had ever seen, the Gods of Shlogtopia felt too in awe to take it down. Yet he had given hints of a great treasure at the top.
Brave adventurer @encrusting_acro was the first to try climbing the tower, hoping he could be the KVNG of the shlog. He got past the first layer, and got a hint of the treasure saying "It's the largest thing that can ever exist," this confusing him and him climbing down to announce Hagon's message.
@XXX_SKIBIDISIGMA_XXX said to Acro that he should have continued and that he could do better. Skibidi used his toilet bidet to propel him past the first layer and grasp onto the second. He smelled a strong odor but wouldn't let that deter him, until he turned a corner and saw 'parkles huge feet and fell backwards from shock. He landed on @Xiuhcoyotl and woke him up.
Skibidi decided that Xiuhcoyotl was the next best adventurer who had plenty of exposure to 'parkles feet. Xiuhcoyotl got a jetpack powered by tacos and flew up past 'parkles, stealing her crown and turning into a girl, Bowsette style. Xiuhcoyotl then read the message before putting it into xer pockers. It said "Everyone has their own version of the treasure, but this one is mine and mine only"
"Well that's a load of mierda," xe said. Xe kept climbing up but realized xe was having a taco burnout due to using them all for the jetpack. Hungrily and ashamedly, he had to get more and leaped back to ground zero, falling into a bush that @Soygoy was uh, doing something in.
"Xiuh! What are you doing here and why are you a girl now?"
"I stole parkles crown. That's not why I'm here though. I got really hungry climbing Hagon's master tower and need some tacos to fill me up."
"You gave up because you were HUNGRY?! Honestly that's so embarrassing it reminds me of..."
Soygoy then unleashed a monologue to end all monologues. Each word itself becoming part of his own tower. The whole shlog gathered and saw him construct his epic tale in amazement. Without realizing it, he constructed a tower the size of Hagon's.
"Who dares challenge me?" said the young wizard.
"It's me, s, otherwise known as Soygoy," he said.
"What is it that you seek?" asked Hagon.
"The final hint, and for you to come back," said Soygoy.
"Well, here. I guess I'll come back," said Hagon.
Hagon said, "The treasure. It isn't a thing or concept. It's a person, she's -"
"Your-"
"My mom!" he said, ripping off his skin and revealing himself to be Muscle Man from Regular Show. Soygoy then ripped off his skin revealing himself to be Hi Five Ghost, high fiving Muscle Man.
"We totally got em," said Muscle Man.
A froot cloud above then rolled it's eyes and crushed them both with a giant watermelon.
The end.
Brave adventurer @encrusting_acro was the first to try climbing the tower, hoping he could be the KVNG of the shlog. He got past the first layer, and got a hint of the treasure saying "It's the largest thing that can ever exist," this confusing him and him climbing down to announce Hagon's message.
@XXX_SKIBIDISIGMA_XXX said to Acro that he should have continued and that he could do better. Skibidi used his toilet bidet to propel him past the first layer and grasp onto the second. He smelled a strong odor but wouldn't let that deter him, until he turned a corner and saw 'parkles huge feet and fell backwards from shock. He landed on @Xiuhcoyotl and woke him up.
Skibidi decided that Xiuhcoyotl was the next best adventurer who had plenty of exposure to 'parkles feet. Xiuhcoyotl got a jetpack powered by tacos and flew up past 'parkles, stealing her crown and turning into a girl, Bowsette style. Xiuhcoyotl then read the message before putting it into xer pockers. It said "Everyone has their own version of the treasure, but this one is mine and mine only"
"Well that's a load of mierda," xe said. Xe kept climbing up but realized xe was having a taco burnout due to using them all for the jetpack. Hungrily and ashamedly, he had to get more and leaped back to ground zero, falling into a bush that @Soygoy was uh, doing something in.
"Xiuh! What are you doing here and why are you a girl now?"
"I stole parkles crown. That's not why I'm here though. I got really hungry climbing Hagon's master tower and need some tacos to fill me up."
"You gave up because you were HUNGRY?! Honestly that's so embarrassing it reminds me of..."
Soygoy then unleashed a monologue to end all monologues. Each word itself becoming part of his own tower. The whole shlog gathered and saw him construct his epic tale in amazement. Without realizing it, he constructed a tower the size of Hagon's.
"Who dares challenge me?" said the young wizard.
"It's me, s, otherwise known as Soygoy," he said.
"What is it that you seek?" asked Hagon.
"The final hint, and for you to come back," said Soygoy.
"Well, here. I guess I'll come back," said Hagon.
Hagon said, "The treasure. It isn't a thing or concept. It's a person, she's -"
"Your-"
"My mom!" he said, ripping off his skin and revealing himself to be Muscle Man from Regular Show. Soygoy then ripped off his skin revealing himself to be Hi Five Ghost, high fiving Muscle Man.
"We totally got em," said Muscle Man.
A froot cloud above then rolled it's eyes and crushed them both with a giant watermelon.
The end.
