Chapter One
Sorry that I didn't get to include everyone yet. I will eventually. I hope you guys enjoy!
"You're a princess?" asked Spongebob, "King Neptune has a daughter called Princess Mindy. She helped us save the crown from Shell City!" said Spongebob.
"She's hot. And nice. And told us we were kids and that's awesome!" said Patrick.
"A kid? That's... oh! It's like a filly. I went through a portal to Earth once. My friends told me that kids were young versions of humans. Are you guys humans? You don't look like humans. Actually, I think I saw something called a squirrel that looks like you!" said Twilight, pointing to Sandy.
"Earth? Isn't that part of Texas?" asked Patrick.
Sandy looked mad, "Patrick... Texas is a part of Earth. Not the other way around. Nice to meet you, Twilight Sparkle. We aren't humans, we are residents of Bikini Bottom. I was researching black holes. We got lost here because *someone* didn't let me finish my research!"
Twilight laughed, "Are you a scientist too? Sometimes my friends don't let me finish my research either."
"Why yes I am. I am Sandy Cheeks, scientist from Texas, living in Bikini Bottom."
"That's awesome. Despite my research, I've never heard of Bikini Bottom. Where is that?"
"It's under the ocean," said Sandy.
"Oh, well, only seaponies can breathe underwater. And they need a Pearl of Transformation to turn into one,"
"This is all your fault, Spongebob! Now we're trapped here forever," said Patrick.
"Me? What did I do?" he said.
"You-"
"Is this a potential friendship conflict I hear? I'm actually THE princess of friendship. Appointed by Princess Celestia herself. Can you say your name?" asked Twilight, pointing to Patrick.
"I'm Patrick Star. I think. Anyway can you fix Spongebob? He wanted to turn us into spaghetti," he said.
There was the sound of ponies running in the distance. One was saying something. Twilight turned her back.
"Oh it's Applejack and Fluttershy! My friends!" she said, "Follow me," she said to the trio.
Twilight ran to her friends. The trio could barely keep up.
"What's going on?" asked Twilight.
"Twilight where in tarnation have you been? There's someone saying he hates friendship and thrives on conflict! Right now he's trying to get Pinkie Pie to cry!" said Applejack.
"Oh, I'll be right there in a second! Fluttershy, can you escort these new friends to Ponyville?" asked Twilight.
She ran off with Applejack to Pinkie Pie's house. Twilight heard a deep voice shouting obscenities at her. Pinkie Pie's voice sounded imcreasingly scared.
"You're an obnoxious annoying cunt. I've always FUCKING hated you!" shouted the man.
"That's mean! I don't know what those words mean but I can't imagine they're very nice. Why don't you make up some funny words like fluffpepper or popflop?"
Twilight arrived. She kicked open the door. She saw the man bullying Pinkie Pie. She then trapped the man inside a bubble with her magic.
"Who are you, and why are you doing this to my friend?!" asked Twilight.
"I'm Gig. I'm from a website that used to thrive on conflict. It hasn't been fun for a while though. One day, I put on a weird headset. It told me I could join any world I wanted. I joined one called Equestria because I knew it was the gay pony one. I bullied the pink one because I don't remember her crying, ever," said the man.
"What do you mean you don't remember her crying?" asked Applejack.
"Well, where I'm from, this is all just a show called My Little Pony. Friendship is Magic," he said.
"A show? Like those on T.V?" asked Twilight.
"Yes, exactly," said Gig, "You're not real! You're only there for my entertainment!"
"How can we prove we're real?" asked Twilight.
"I don't know..." said Gig.
"This day has been so bizarre," she said, "First we get people claiming they're from Bikini Bottom, and now this? What in Equestria is going on?" said Twilight.
A knock was heard on the door. Fluttershy peeked in and Applejack opened the door for her.
"Is that Gig from the schlog show? I love that show!" shouted Spongebob.
There was a moment of shock after that.
Sorry that I didn't get to include everyone yet. I will eventually. I hope you guys enjoy!
"You're a princess?" asked Spongebob, "King Neptune has a daughter called Princess Mindy. She helped us save the crown from Shell City!" said Spongebob.
"She's hot. And nice. And told us we were kids and that's awesome!" said Patrick.
"A kid? That's... oh! It's like a filly. I went through a portal to Earth once. My friends told me that kids were young versions of humans. Are you guys humans? You don't look like humans. Actually, I think I saw something called a squirrel that looks like you!" said Twilight, pointing to Sandy.
"Earth? Isn't that part of Texas?" asked Patrick.
Sandy looked mad, "Patrick... Texas is a part of Earth. Not the other way around. Nice to meet you, Twilight Sparkle. We aren't humans, we are residents of Bikini Bottom. I was researching black holes. We got lost here because *someone* didn't let me finish my research!"
Twilight laughed, "Are you a scientist too? Sometimes my friends don't let me finish my research either."
"Why yes I am. I am Sandy Cheeks, scientist from Texas, living in Bikini Bottom."
"That's awesome. Despite my research, I've never heard of Bikini Bottom. Where is that?"
"It's under the ocean," said Sandy.
"Oh, well, only seaponies can breathe underwater. And they need a Pearl of Transformation to turn into one,"
"This is all your fault, Spongebob! Now we're trapped here forever," said Patrick.
"Me? What did I do?" he said.
"You-"
"Is this a potential friendship conflict I hear? I'm actually THE princess of friendship. Appointed by Princess Celestia herself. Can you say your name?" asked Twilight, pointing to Patrick.
"I'm Patrick Star. I think. Anyway can you fix Spongebob? He wanted to turn us into spaghetti," he said.
There was the sound of ponies running in the distance. One was saying something. Twilight turned her back.
"Oh it's Applejack and Fluttershy! My friends!" she said, "Follow me," she said to the trio.
Twilight ran to her friends. The trio could barely keep up.
"What's going on?" asked Twilight.
"Twilight where in tarnation have you been? There's someone saying he hates friendship and thrives on conflict! Right now he's trying to get Pinkie Pie to cry!" said Applejack.
"Oh, I'll be right there in a second! Fluttershy, can you escort these new friends to Ponyville?" asked Twilight.
She ran off with Applejack to Pinkie Pie's house. Twilight heard a deep voice shouting obscenities at her. Pinkie Pie's voice sounded imcreasingly scared.
"You're an obnoxious annoying cunt. I've always FUCKING hated you!" shouted the man.
"That's mean! I don't know what those words mean but I can't imagine they're very nice. Why don't you make up some funny words like fluffpepper or popflop?"
Twilight arrived. She kicked open the door. She saw the man bullying Pinkie Pie. She then trapped the man inside a bubble with her magic.
"Who are you, and why are you doing this to my friend?!" asked Twilight.
"I'm Gig. I'm from a website that used to thrive on conflict. It hasn't been fun for a while though. One day, I put on a weird headset. It told me I could join any world I wanted. I joined one called Equestria because I knew it was the gay pony one. I bullied the pink one because I don't remember her crying, ever," said the man.
"What do you mean you don't remember her crying?" asked Applejack.
"Well, where I'm from, this is all just a show called My Little Pony. Friendship is Magic," he said.
"A show? Like those on T.V?" asked Twilight.
"Yes, exactly," said Gig, "You're not real! You're only there for my entertainment!"
"How can we prove we're real?" asked Twilight.
"I don't know..." said Gig.
"This day has been so bizarre," she said, "First we get people claiming they're from Bikini Bottom, and now this? What in Equestria is going on?" said Twilight.
A knock was heard on the door. Fluttershy peeked in and Applejack opened the door for her.
"Is that Gig from the schlog show? I love that show!" shouted Spongebob.
There was a moment of shock after that.
