Rant can someone good with computers explain this to me?

[ArmaLite]

I was just looking at potential laptops I might buy in a few months and did some research into the processors they use. I know Alder Lake introduced the whole P/E core system (performance cores for important stuff, efficiency cores for background tasks) but what surprises me is how Intel is now cucking their CPUs. Prior to Alder Lake, typical business laptops used 4c/8t CPUs. Now they have only TWO cores that are good and literally almost a dozen cuck cores. In fact, two of those 10 cuck cores are CUCKED cuck cores.
What the fuck? I was assuming Intel would do something similar to ARM chip makers and have like 4 performance cores and 4 efficiency cores. This is fucking weird. Who the hell needs 10 fucking cores for background tasks?!
I'm a little confused.

 

[The Eternal Blogposter]

I guess the idea is to have a lot of things running in the background without slowing down your main tasks. Which is typical with business applications.