Shit EVERYBODY Cares About! Book of Mormon

[SoytanEnthusiast]

This goofy ahh book is from Ohio blud

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheeseSte]

I have the lost 116 pages. Joseph Smith beamed them straight into my noggin after I had a dream once.

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

I have the lost 116 pages. Joseph Smith beamed them straight into my noggin after I had a dream once.

I found the lost 116 pages, lying Jesuit. I saw Moroni in the forest and he told me they were buried in my backyard.

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

I found the lost 116 pages, lying Jesuit. I saw Moroni in the forest and he told me they were buried in my backyard.

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[Gem Control]

I really fucking hate mormonism

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

I really fucking hate mormonism

Same, what is your reason?

 

[greg]

dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb

 

[Gem Control]

Same, what is your reason?

Troubled teen industry, their book is retarded, joseph smith's face looks very punchable

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheeseSte]

Troubled teen industry, their book is retarded, joseph smith's face looks very punchable

He looks very offputting, like you can tell he was some fucking weirdo just by the look of him.

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

He looks very offputting, like you can tell he was some fucking weirdo just by the look of him.
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The brown is scared of the VRYVN STVRE

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheeseSte]

The brown is scared of the VRYVN STVRE

You think that looks like a warm or inviting man? regardless if he's smiling or not, he has a hard looking face and cold demeanor, he doesn't look like the kind of guy to exude goodness and hospitality.

 

[raepson industries .ltc]

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

You think that looks like a warm or inviting man? regardless if he's smiling or not, he has a hard looking face and cold demeanor, he doesn't look like the kind of guy to exude goodness and hospitality.

Well how do you know that? In Doctrine and Covenants 135:3, it says:

"Joseph Smith, the Prophet and Seer of the Lord, has done more, save Jesus only, for the salvation of men in this world, than any other man that ever lived in it."

And an angel talked to Joseph Smith and no angel talked to you so I trust him more

 

[baqqrih]

He looks very offputting, like you can tell he was some fucking weirdo just by the look of him.
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A Chinese guy in my English class last year once told me that I look like him while we were reading about Mormonism together

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

A Chinese guy in my English class last year once told me that I look like him while we were reading about Mormonism together

Biggest Aryan award

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheeseSte]

A Chinese guy in my English class last year once told me that I look like him while we were reading about Mormonism together

I doubt you look like him

 

[baqqrih]

I doubt you look like him

That guy always looked like he was squinting when he spoke, so you’re likely right.

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

I was watching this video the other day and this black guy was preaching mormonism, like really nigga

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheeseSte]

I was watching this video the other day and this black guy was preaching mormonism, like really nigga

This is the dream team

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

Do you guys think Joseph saw anything in the forest or was he just making it up or was he just a schizo?