BLACKHAWK
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You already know my name. As an admin of sharty, I will completely transform the long-burning coalobsidianvoidbrimmedtroonforsaken green glowing brim-making imageboard into a powerful glistering diamond-shaped gemerald. I will change sharty for the remainer of its existence.
My campaign consits of major steps that HAVE to be taken so that sharty returns to its glory. If I am chosen as president, then I WILL enact all insignations. We need a STRONG LEADER who can do not WHAT LOOKS LIKE HOPEFUL, but what IS DESPAIRING!
1. There is no longer keyed/locked. This was originally lute's terms used on jarty and jarty's discord. The secondary hyponym replacements are Despair/Hope, in reversed. Despair is very gemmy. Hope is total shit-swelling brimstone. Keyed and Locked are censored except for /sude/.
2. /sude/ is locked. Forever. To protect from Asperger disease.
3. /a/ is renamed to "Tranime" or "Manime" depending on vote.
4. Board for music is added.
5. Boards are assigned into 5 categories: /tra/, /soy/, /jak/, /qa/ and /pol/.
Side boards are
/giga/, /sig/, /sci/, /i/, /g/, /mu/ and /int/.
Secret boards are some boards that aren't named.
some explanations
/i/ - Dibujo in mexican, similar to 4chan's oekaki
/giga/ - a gigachad board with grey background and interworld's catalog theme.
/sig/ - sigma. (health and fitness)
/g/ - generals. Replacement for /mtv/ that is much greater.
/tra/ - the asian cartoons board which will be renamed to tranime.
Many boards will be available outside of this, but some of them will have to be locked due to csam issues. However, once a week a board will replace /int/ on Sunday one day before Shabbat.
Other boards might be created and added to the occuring list.
6. Complete removal of Lute and jartypedos from administration. Great Rulecuck Purgefication Program.
7. Gore are allowde for biological research.
8. /an/, /caca/ and some prominent boards might revive if enough activity is given and one stand next to /int/.
9. The changes to sharty code to remove all datamining.
10. Timer that counts how much time sharty member spends per day visiting the site. The longer the time the more soyjak character changes.
11. Every tertiary and secondary board will have official soyjak mascot selected for it that will appear in the right lower orner of the themed catalog of that board. This will be decided through Soy Wars and Game Soy Competition organized officially on soyjak.party.
12. Damien Slash will be featured on main page. Or some other jak-related videos like Jak Party Archive, Jak for Kids, other funny depictions of jaks.
13. Turkey Tom and so any other attention whores are hence mocked and bullied from sharty. They're also banned.
14. CIA is banned.
15. Soyjak splinter sites are banned from visiting unless they give admin status to sharty hire up and don't break the rules, which then they are allowed to advertise once a year but not in a thread.
16. Official sharty bunkers in case of Soypocalypse are established.
17. Moon Man is official masot of /mu/.
18. Captain Coal is given admin status in /nate/ and /tra/.
19. Youtube Shorts. Extension that implements youtube videos on sharty but that filters and only allows sharty snopes-verified content to appear on it. It allows sharty users to login through youtube like third party software and comment through sharty site without leaving it.
20. /j/ - Jews is open. It now features an online interactive map of every synagogue on the globe that you can touch.
21. Captcha is HEREBY FOREVER BANNED!
22. Captcha is allowed only on /jak/ and it only lasts first 2 minutes after x threads.
23. Flood is less restricted on /soy/ but it detects some stuff like mouse movement and other features are involved.
24. Fixing the Strong CP Problem.
25. Soybooru, more users that can verify posts and tag meta images.
26. Never Goon minion will become mascot of /nate/.
27. Israel IP is banned except for posting on /j/.
28. Namefagging is allowed on these boards: without tripcode, /soy/, /tra/, /nate/, /giga/, /j/, /i/, /george/, /cado/; with tripcode, /qa/ and /adv/.
29. /j/ has slow flooding moderation system.
30. On /j/ all antijewish posts are not banned.
31. Number is given to every unique poster on /j/ similar to ID.
32. /pol/ and /int/ will have IDs. the IDs will be named after a soyjak-themed subvariant + 7 digits code. Many subvariants will be featured. Example: phoneplier14935045 massjak9340241 babyjak6663041 squirreljak9942024 lemonjak8492014 captaincoal9402931 muttjak9480324 aryanjak9304403
33. soyjakgames will be open. Teens will be able to publish soyjak games on it.
34. Plan on how to save environment from industrial society will be pinned for discussion.
35. Important posts will be pinned on /pol/ to avoid niggas spreading the same post over catalogue.
36. Chud AI system will be loaded on server to create realistic soyjak LORA AI generated content in real time.
37. Furry porn artists are banned from soyjak.party.
38. Removing poopson from the /soy/.
39. People who spend a lot of time on the site are banned from posting on /giga/ and /sig/ permanently. Time will not be specified.
40. People who posted x times on /j/ are also banned from /giga/ and /sig/.
41. There are a bunch of rules that get you banned (which will not be specified) from /giga/ and /sig/.
42. Online Interactive Map that updates poltiical conflict to be accessed on /pol/.
43. /g/ threads have the highest limit of any catalog.
44. /qa/ zelling threads are to be purged, if they take too much space.
45. furry thread are in 1 containment thread on the site.
46. Soytan is officially banned forever from sharty.
47. To make a thread on /sci/, you need to do math equations.
48. Sharty will have news letter system that will be consistently updated by volunteer workforce to keep up to current day.
49. Volunteers will never be paid.
50. /pol/ flags will now have shitskins on foreground. And they will be around ~50% bigger.
/int/ won't have that added feature.
My campaign consits of major steps that HAVE to be taken so that sharty returns to its glory. If I am chosen as president, then I WILL enact all insignations. We need a STRONG LEADER who can do not WHAT LOOKS LIKE HOPEFUL, but what IS DESPAIRING!
1. There is no longer keyed/locked. This was originally lute's terms used on jarty and jarty's discord. The secondary hyponym replacements are Despair/Hope, in reversed. Despair is very gemmy. Hope is total shit-swelling brimstone. Keyed and Locked are censored except for /sude/.
2. /sude/ is locked. Forever. To protect from Asperger disease.
3. /a/ is renamed to "Tranime" or "Manime" depending on vote.
4. Board for music is added.
5. Boards are assigned into 5 categories: /tra/, /soy/, /jak/, /qa/ and /pol/.
Side boards are
/giga/, /sig/, /sci/, /i/, /g/, /mu/ and /int/.
Secret boards are some boards that aren't named.
some explanations
/i/ - Dibujo in mexican, similar to 4chan's oekaki
/giga/ - a gigachad board with grey background and interworld's catalog theme.
/sig/ - sigma. (health and fitness)
/g/ - generals. Replacement for /mtv/ that is much greater.
/tra/ - the asian cartoons board which will be renamed to tranime.
Many boards will be available outside of this, but some of them will have to be locked due to csam issues. However, once a week a board will replace /int/ on Sunday one day before Shabbat.
Other boards might be created and added to the occuring list.
6. Complete removal of Lute and jartypedos from administration. Great Rulecuck Purgefication Program.
7. Gore are allowde for biological research.
8. /an/, /caca/ and some prominent boards might revive if enough activity is given and one stand next to /int/.
9. The changes to sharty code to remove all datamining.
10. Timer that counts how much time sharty member spends per day visiting the site. The longer the time the more soyjak character changes.
11. Every tertiary and secondary board will have official soyjak mascot selected for it that will appear in the right lower orner of the themed catalog of that board. This will be decided through Soy Wars and Game Soy Competition organized officially on soyjak.party.
12. Damien Slash will be featured on main page. Or some other jak-related videos like Jak Party Archive, Jak for Kids, other funny depictions of jaks.
13. Turkey Tom and so any other attention whores are hence mocked and bullied from sharty. They're also banned.
14. CIA is banned.
15. Soyjak splinter sites are banned from visiting unless they give admin status to sharty hire up and don't break the rules, which then they are allowed to advertise once a year but not in a thread.
16. Official sharty bunkers in case of Soypocalypse are established.
17. Moon Man is official masot of /mu/.
18. Captain Coal is given admin status in /nate/ and /tra/.
19. Youtube Shorts. Extension that implements youtube videos on sharty but that filters and only allows sharty snopes-verified content to appear on it. It allows sharty users to login through youtube like third party software and comment through sharty site without leaving it.
20. /j/ - Jews is open. It now features an online interactive map of every synagogue on the globe that you can touch.
21. Captcha is HEREBY FOREVER BANNED!
22. Captcha is allowed only on /jak/ and it only lasts first 2 minutes after x threads.
23. Flood is less restricted on /soy/ but it detects some stuff like mouse movement and other features are involved.
24. Fixing the Strong CP Problem.
25. Soybooru, more users that can verify posts and tag meta images.
26. Never Goon minion will become mascot of /nate/.
27. Israel IP is banned except for posting on /j/.
28. Namefagging is allowed on these boards: without tripcode, /soy/, /tra/, /nate/, /giga/, /j/, /i/, /george/, /cado/; with tripcode, /qa/ and /adv/.
29. /j/ has slow flooding moderation system.
30. On /j/ all antijewish posts are not banned.
31. Number is given to every unique poster on /j/ similar to ID.
32. /pol/ and /int/ will have IDs. the IDs will be named after a soyjak-themed subvariant + 7 digits code. Many subvariants will be featured. Example: phoneplier14935045 massjak9340241 babyjak6663041 squirreljak9942024 lemonjak8492014 captaincoal9402931 muttjak9480324 aryanjak9304403
33. soyjakgames will be open. Teens will be able to publish soyjak games on it.
34. Plan on how to save environment from industrial society will be pinned for discussion.
35. Important posts will be pinned on /pol/ to avoid niggas spreading the same post over catalogue.
36. Chud AI system will be loaded on server to create realistic soyjak LORA AI generated content in real time.
37. Furry porn artists are banned from soyjak.party.
38. Removing poopson from the /soy/.
39. People who spend a lot of time on the site are banned from posting on /giga/ and /sig/ permanently. Time will not be specified.
40. People who posted x times on /j/ are also banned from /giga/ and /sig/.
41. There are a bunch of rules that get you banned (which will not be specified) from /giga/ and /sig/.
42. Online Interactive Map that updates poltiical conflict to be accessed on /pol/.
43. /g/ threads have the highest limit of any catalog.
44. /qa/ zelling threads are to be purged, if they take too much space.
45. furry thread are in 1 containment thread on the site.
46. Soytan is officially banned forever from sharty.
47. To make a thread on /sci/, you need to do math equations.
48. Sharty will have news letter system that will be consistently updated by volunteer workforce to keep up to current day.
49. Volunteers will never be paid.
50. /pol/ flags will now have shitskins on foreground. And they will be around ~50% bigger.
/int/ won't have that added feature.
