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I’m not sure if anybody except me plays baldur’s gate 3, but I’m making this thread anyways to talk about the game.
 

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I was at my friend's home who had a good desktop that could run BG3. He decided to play it when I was there so we could both experience it for the first time. The character creation was enough to tell us what the game was about. When we were choosing our character's face we were disappointed at the few playable races and also the fact that you couldn't customize your face (you could only choose from a bunch of ugly presets). But then we got to the genitals customization and the amount of different dicks and pussies and neo vags were both baffling and very funny to us. My friend pointed out how there were so many genitals yet you couldn't customize your face, really shows the devs' priorities. We played a bit of the game and it was alright. It was cool to see how a game with an older style looks like with AAA graphics. The only thing that really bothered me was the fact that everyone had an annoying british accent but overall it was fun.
 
I was at my friend's home who had a good desktop that could run BG3. He decided to play it when I was there so we could both experience it for the first time. The character creation was enough to tell us what the game was about. When we were choosing our character's face we were disappointed at the few playable races and also the fact that you couldn't customize your face (you could only choose from a bunch of ugly presets). But then we got to the genitals customization and the amount of different dicks and pussies and neo vags were both baffling and very funny to us. My friend pointed out how there were so many genitals yet you couldn't customize your face, really shows the devs' priorities. We played a bit of the game and it was alright. It was cool to see how a game with an older style looks like with AAA graphics. The only thing that really bothered me was the fact that everyone had an annoying british accent but overall it was fun.
Yeah it is pretty unbalanced in the race department, most of them don’t even have anything unique or are just shit. For some reason you can’t customize your face (idk why, agenda or something?) and it was weird as fuck that dick selection is even a thing.
 
The game looks incredibly gay but somehow competent at the same time, it also has a native Mac port so I might give the game a try someday
 
play real non pozzed games like ToEE or jagged alliance 2 instead
 
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