besides Titan (which is a moon of Saturn so that doesn't even count), Venus is the only interesting planet in the solar system.
marsniggers
>DUDE WE HAVE A BARREN COLD WASTELAND WITH AN INCREDIBLY THIN ATMOSPHERE WHICH IS COMPLETELY VOID OF LIFE AND GEOLOGICAL ACTIVITY
>DUDE CHECK OUT THESE SHITTY ICE CAPS (ACTUALLY DRY ICE/CO2) BRO
>DUDE... DUST STORMS ARE LIKE... HECKIN CRAZY
>DUDE... PHOBOS AND DEIMOS... LE COOL EVEN DOE THEY'RE TINY ASS CAPTURED ASTEROIDS WHICH JUST APPEAR AS BRIGHT TINY SPOTS FROM THE SURFACE
VenusianBVLLS
>yeah, we've got lightning storms, 200mph winds, sulfuric acid rain, an atmospheric pressure of 92 bar, a surface that gets completely recycled every ~600 million years, 800Ā°F temperatures, "snow" that's actually made of lead, no moons (too gay), the day is longer than the year, the sun rises in the opposite direction, isn't that neat?
