Are you in a relationship?

[JC Denton]

I'm in a relationship with your mother

 

[USL]

These results are genuinely upsetting, and I think many of you chuds need to do something to fix these statistics.

 

[meijak]

No, and haven't been for a while.

 

[Meursault]

These results are genuinely upsetting, and I think many of you chuds need to do something to fix these statistics.

>do something to fix these statistics.
like what?

 

[USL]

>do something to fix these statistics.
like what?

We need to help them enter successful relationships, so they don't kill themselves out of severe loneliness induced depression.

 

[JC Denton]

server loneness

ESL

 

[alonso]

ESL

Loanness

 

[basil]

We need to help them enter successful relationships, so they don't kill themselves out of server loneness induced depression.

im about to if nobody enters my fucking life right now

 

[alonso]

im about to if nobody enters my fucking life right now

Then wait

 

[Meursault]

We need to help them enter successful relationships, so they don't kill themselves out of server loneness induced depression.

alright so how exactly are we gonna do that?

 

[meijak]

alright so how exactly are we gonna do that?

Start by touching grass.

 

[JC Denton]

alright so how exactly are we gonna do that?

Be less active on baldman forums and be more productive even if it doesn't make you any money

 

[Rot]

I've never been in an actual relationship before, but when I was like 11 years old I played on this Murder Myster TF2 server and one of the jannies on there was a girl who pretended to be in a relationship with me. Her name was Jasmine (I think). I don't remember exactly what I did to warrant this pretend relationship. I might've just been really annoying and weird in chat. I didn't even like her, and every time anyone brought up this pretend relationship I would fake a reaction calling it disgusting like how any girl-hating boy would. Also, there was one time when she was on but couldn't speak on the mic because her boyfriend was home, and I started getting nervous cause I thought I was homewrecker or something.

 

[basil]

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I've never been in an actual relationship before, but when I was like 11 years old I played on this Murder Myster TF2 server and one of the jannies on there was a girl who pretended to be in a relationship with me. Her name was Jasmine (I think). I don't remember exactly what I did to warrant this pretend relationship. I might've just been really annoying and weird in chat. I didn't even like her, and every time anyone brought up this pretend relationship I would fake a reaction calling it disgusting like how any girl-hating boy would. Also, there was one time when she was on but couldn't speak on the mic because her boyfriend was home, and I started getting nervous cause I thought I was homewrecker or something.

bitch was grooming you

 

[chrisgriffinirl]

not really idk

 

[alonso]

not really idk

What do you mean you don't know?

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheeseSte]

LARP answer? Yes, and happily married for 35 going on 36 years.

Actual human answer? No, I've never been in a relationship. Like Son House once said;
"You know it's so hard to love when someone don't love you. Don't look like satisfaction, don't care what you do. It's so hard to love someone that don't love you. You know you don't get no satisfaction."
You can apply the aforementioned quote not only to relationships, but any kind of relationship in your life, regardless if it's platonic or romantic.
You can't trust people's characters and they'll always let you down.

 

[SunniPQTRIQT]

Stone-cold DarkMGTOW trvecels of the world rise up

(ignore the gif caption o algo)

 

[Jimb0]

why anonimous doe

 

[Ytsuken]

I once was in a relationship, but I was betrayed, I don't want another one