American Anthem

[Dr Frumpus Croid]

We’re waiting in line at the Wal-Mart (Wal-shart)
Waving our American flags made in China
Our carts stacked with slop
Our bodies built to flop
Real Americans are made at the Wal-Shart (shart)

 

[ILoveVesna]

>I pledge allegiance
>to the burger
>of the United walmarts of muttmuerica
>and to the bvll
>or something
>two towers
>taken by zog
>like my foreskin
>McDonald’s and obesity for all
>or whatever

 

[Plajer Sojdżekowski]

American anthem should be replaced by some song by The Living Tombstone.

 

[MoonMetropolis]

TFW its 2032 and the kai cenat cuckservative LGBTQIAPNZP+ for trump army led by safe edgy anglophobes, epic ben shapiro owning the libs and the based groomers that dont make grooming their whole personality takes over the white house and they start giving even more money to lsraeI to fight ham ass while saying that the dems are the real transphobes and pedophobes but you're a sigma tradcath fakecel groyper civnat and a based gooner who is currently edging to nick fuentes absolutely DESTROYING catboy bussy live on stream but xe is doing it in a totally based and ironic way in order to please the #CUNNYGANG BBC gooner gangs and the italiophobic nazbol edging squads led by richard spencer and there's also subway surfers gameplay next to it to make it more entertaining to watch while you eat your latinx goyslop soulfood while also mewing and also larping as as an esoteric aryan chudcel crusader viking warrior just like andrew tate told you to do during your looksmaxxing, whitemaxxing and tatemaxxing sessions while also gooning to thug hunter and dreamybvll videos as you're absolutely devouring that goyslop like a true ameriCHAD sigma

 

[mcloseit]

We’re waiting in line at the Wal-Mart (Wal-shart)
Waving our American flags made in China
Our carts stacked with slop
Our bodies built to flop
Real Americans are made at the Wal-Shart (shart)

>I pledge allegiance
>to the burger
>of the United walmarts of muttmuerica
>and to the bvll
>or something
>two towers
>taken by zog
>like my foreskin
>McDonald’s and obesity for all
>or whatever

Patriotic gem...