Please stop calling me a brit, I mentioned the UK once and it was just a little mistake, please stop calling me brit. I swear I love burgers and I love to touch that pepsi. I ate two burgers before and it felt really good because it was american and not british, cause I'm not a brit. beans are for brits, beans are for the british, beans are disgusting, so please stop calling me brit. I love to eat with other americans with big food protions. I don't eat british food, cause if I did that would be very british. Please stop calling me a brit, you're spreading propaganda. Let me make this clear cause I do not leave out my R's, I went to summer camp and I ate pizza and burgers cause I'm not a brit. See me sucking that burger juice it feels really good and it feels really gooshy. I do not have proof but swear I've touched a burger. I like to have meals with american food, I like to have meals with american men, I like to have meals with american women, not fucking brits. If I had been born in the UK then that would make your point valid, but I love eating that burger and I'm not a brit.
