After long consideration I have decided to announce my arival on the site for forever o algo

[FartmingerFuckwadCheeseSte]

>Before I start this thread, I really just want to apologize for not posting gemeralds in over three years. Three solid entire years I forgot what made a gemstone a gemerald or something like that. Because I fucking hate all of you, and I hate all of you, and I hate every splinter site and- all the gemeralds that consume this 'site and all of the keyed posts too, all the kindness and kind words shared and received alike. I fucking hate you all for that and will never forgive you.
This is why I'm making this useless fucking brimstone of a thread that I poured my heart and soul into today and shall be bumped off in a matter of days.. and uh, I'm gonna bump it every next month, the month after that. Keep bumping every month and I'm gonna work really hard on all of these bumps because I- you, I hate all of you with a burning passion, and I really hope that you report this thread as sexual harassment yeah, fuck all of you, thanks for your gemeralds. Thanks for being cool and awesome. Uh yeah, I hate you all.

<Huh, this guy is weird, and I'm huh, really confused what the fuck? what? huh?

 

[baqqrih]

Okay.

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheeseSte]

Okay.

this was a shit attempt at being a parody thread of those guys who announced that they were exodusing from the 'site and moving to Xitter or Discordia while simultaneously and using a rewritten copypasta of somebody nobody on this site knows or legitimately cares about to illustrate this

Cheers.