TFW 2032 and Chad Cenat's squad of CCONQUSrats (keep reading) just took over the White House and all the cucked bluehairs are losing their shit on Twitter, man.
>TFW Cenat's crew is all edgy Anglophobes and based groomers who aren't blackpilled about fucking 3yo traps and don't make it their whole personality, unlike the DEMS WHO ARE THE REAL P*DOHOBES AND TRANSPHOBES, sure jan
>TFW you're just a sigma tradcath fakecel groyper civnat BBC gooner, edging to Cenat fucking DESTROYING pastachat's 12yo bussy boy live on the stream, but he's doing it in a CRYPTIC BASED way to please the #CUNNYGANG, you feel?
>TFW you've got Subway Surfers minitoid gameplay running in the corner of the stream to make Cenat's Destruction of Catboy's Asshole even more EPIC to watch while you munch on your daily dose of Latinx GoySlop Soulfood made by the ChiCongo Beaner Ladies and GILF Sows
>TFW you're MewMaxxing and TateMaxxing your Jaws and Soyless Maxing your looks because you're an ESOTERIC ARYAN CHUDCEL CRUSADER VIKING WARRIOR, just like Lord Andrew Anglin told you to be during your Catechized TradThoddeus Edging Sessions and while Gooning to Thug Hunter and DreamyBVLL Vids, CHUD anon? Haha yea nicce
I know I'm a bit of a newfag here but holy fuck the replies were delicious, the epic dank memes and wholesome CCONQUSrat copiuoomposting
>TFW the newfags are SEALED
PogGers, I just wanted to say thanks for reading this greentext about the Glorious Year of our Lord 2032 when Chad Cenat and his CCONQUSrat Based Boys took over the White House and Clowned the Cucked Bluehairs and (((Their))) Satanic DEMONcRat Party of Pedos and Trannies, many Snacks were Consumed and much Edging was Done to the Glorious Stream of Cenat Grooming the 12yo Traps, it was Totally Ironic and Cryptic, unlike the DEMONcRats who are the REAL PedoHobes and TransHobes
Anyway, I'm gonna go Larp as an ESOTERIC ARYAN CHUDCEL CRUSADER VIKING WARRIOR now and eat my Daily Latinx Beaner GoySlop Soulfood made by the ChiCongo Beaner Ladies and GILF Sows while Mewing and LooksMaxxing, just like Lord Andrew Tate told me to do during my TradThoddeus Edging Sessions, and maybe Goon to some Thug Hunter and DreamyBVLL Vids afterwards, you feel? Hehe, basedposting, anyway thanks for the replies and I'll catch you retards on the next thread, stay Soggy and Sleazy, and always remember : The CCONQUSrat is the Castle, and the DEMONcRat is the Dungeon, don't forget GOYIMTV, and also NationalSalesTax will make you a Chad, I swear, Lord Anglin said so during the Soyless Edging Sessions