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OP is trans btw, if that matters.
The Thai woman puts on her strapon and starts fucking her front before being blocked by something hard.
Embarassed, the Chinese woman says "I'm so sorry, it's not an STD though. My old partner had a scat fetish and I forgot to clean myself."
The Thai woman laughs and says "I'm used to it, and although I was a Chang, my chang never got cock blocked by a chocolate block!"
The Chinese woman, relieved, says "Being Thai must be weird, I would know, because my Thai friend told me so"
The Thai woman says back "Well what do they know about being Thai?"
She says again, "Everything there is to know about being Thai he knows"
The Thai woman challenges her with "Oh yeah? I want to see him, now!"
Suddenly, Thai opens the door.
"Tyler?!" shouts the Thai woman.
"The first thing I know about being Ty is that he has a knack for getting shit on his dick."
"Why does he like to get his shit on his dick? Really reminds me of my old boyfriend" says the Chinese woman.
"I used to be a Christian. When I realized that shit happens, it made realize I had to pursue my own destiny," he says.
"And what may that destiny be?" asks the Chinese woman.
"I'd like to teach the world that shit happens and you have to deal with it. Maybe The Bible wasn't literal enough," said Tyler, "I'm gonna poop in every vagina!"
"That's absurd!" shouts the Thai woman.
"No it's existentialist!" shouts back Tyler.
"That's a shitty thing to do!" shouts the Chinese woman.
"Exactly!" shouts back Tyler.
Tyler backs the women into a corner, saying, "Fine chinese girl! If you get in my way, you'll be fine china instead."
"And I'll give you corona!" she said.
"I'm already drunk on my own greatness" he shouted.
"No, you can't do this!" shouted the Thai girl.
He laughs and says "I'm going to unzip!"
"No!" shouts the Thai girl "The zip file has all of our candid pictures! And some of them are private!"
"The only can-did thing I will have done is-"
He gets interrupted.
At that moment, an anvil falls on Tyler and crushes him. Bewildered, the women look at each other for a few seconds in silence.
"What a shitty end," says the Thai girl.
"How ironic," said the Chinese girl.
"Aww I was hoping this would end without anyone dying," said the Thai girl.
"At least we didn't get the back end," said the Chinese girl.
"We should have had the golden ending, like in one of those computer games you like," said the Thai girl.
"I've always wanted a golden shower," said the Chinese girl.
"Let's go," says the Thai woman, cleaning the Chinese woman's vagina with her pee.
And thus concludes, a scat fetish can cause people to get pissed off and pissed on.
Embarassed, the Chinese woman says "I'm so sorry, it's not an STD though. My old partner had a scat fetish and I forgot to clean myself."
The Thai woman laughs and says "I'm used to it, and although I was a Chang, my chang never got cock blocked by a chocolate block!"
The Chinese woman, relieved, says "Being Thai must be weird, I would know, because my Thai friend told me so"
The Thai woman says back "Well what do they know about being Thai?"
She says again, "Everything there is to know about being Thai he knows"
The Thai woman challenges her with "Oh yeah? I want to see him, now!"
Suddenly, Thai opens the door.
"Tyler?!" shouts the Thai woman.
"The first thing I know about being Ty is that he has a knack for getting shit on his dick."
"Why does he like to get his shit on his dick? Really reminds me of my old boyfriend" says the Chinese woman.
"I used to be a Christian. When I realized that shit happens, it made realize I had to pursue my own destiny," he says.
"And what may that destiny be?" asks the Chinese woman.
"I'd like to teach the world that shit happens and you have to deal with it. Maybe The Bible wasn't literal enough," said Tyler, "I'm gonna poop in every vagina!"
"That's absurd!" shouts the Thai woman.
"No it's existentialist!" shouts back Tyler.
"That's a shitty thing to do!" shouts the Chinese woman.
"Exactly!" shouts back Tyler.
Tyler backs the women into a corner, saying, "Fine chinese girl! If you get in my way, you'll be fine china instead."
"And I'll give you corona!" she said.
"I'm already drunk on my own greatness" he shouted.
"No, you can't do this!" shouted the Thai girl.
He laughs and says "I'm going to unzip!"
"No!" shouts the Thai girl "The zip file has all of our candid pictures! And some of them are private!"
"The only can-did thing I will have done is-"
He gets interrupted.
At that moment, an anvil falls on Tyler and crushes him. Bewildered, the women look at each other for a few seconds in silence.
"What a shitty end," says the Thai girl.
"How ironic," said the Chinese girl.
"Aww I was hoping this would end without anyone dying," said the Thai girl.
"At least we didn't get the back end," said the Chinese girl.
"We should have had the golden ending, like in one of those computer games you like," said the Thai girl.
"I've always wanted a golden shower," said the Chinese girl.
"Let's go," says the Thai woman, cleaning the Chinese woman's vagina with her pee.
And thus concludes, a scat fetish can cause people to get pissed off and pissed on.
