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Look at this cool video I found of this legless guy winning a wrestling match
You know, I was thinking further, and honestly, how the heck is the legged guy supposed to beat him? Like, I guess the weight class could still be even, but the little guy's arms are obviously much stronger and maneuverable because he uses them as his legs as well, and the guy with legs has to bend down just to try and grip the little man to pin him, with much less to grab onto as well because of the lack of legs and the fact that he hasn't ever trained to take down people who lack all of their limbs below their waist. And, even with all that, how much glory will it seem like he's getting by winning a match against a guy with no legs? It's just a lose-lose situation.
 
Look at this cool video I found of this legless guy winning a wrestling match
That’s nice
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You know, I was thinking further, and honestly, how the heck is the legged guy supposed to beat him? Like, I guess the weight class could still be even, but the little guy's arms are obviously much stronger and maneuverable because he uses them as his legs as well, and the guy with legs has to bend down just to try and grip the little man to pin him, with much less to grab onto as well because of the lack of legs and the fact that he hasn't ever trained to take down people who lack all of their limbs below their waist. And, even with all that, how much glory will it seem like he's getting by winning a match against a guy with no legs? It's just a lose-lose situation.
As long as the guy with no legs avoids being knocked out with a kick long enough to take it to the floor, there's nothing the armless guy could do
 
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