Shit EVERYBODY Cares About! 21st Century Vikings

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JimmieCobson

JimmieCobson

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Picture this: a decentralized warlike people confined to the frigid margins of the map, besieged on all sides by powers believing themselves to be on the right side of history even as they commit atrocities. Despite winning battle after battle, gaining footholds all across the map and mapping out the best places to congregate for their next adventures, they were still never in control. That's us.

Much like how the Vikings found unoccupied space and made it their own, so have we through the the Quay, then the 'rty, and even here on the Schlog. Much like the Norse culture, the Soyjak culture is being besieged on all sides with interlopers attempting to subvert our art and values led by a more centralized moralistic force that demands absolute submission to the ideology in exchange for the ability to vent out all your ugliest desires on the infidels.

The Vikings raided across the known world and so do we. Norse art was deemed "evil" even as it was studied and appropriated and so is our art. Norsemen went out on adventures and formed permanent footholds in places like France and Sicily; we did the same on Xitter, for instance. Despite our small population, our primitive technology (remember shitlibs have AI bots that do their work for them in a lot of cases), and our allegedly archaic values, we defeat them time and time again on our raids.

Never give in, Chuds. Thor is with us!
 
JimmieCobson said:
Picture this: a decentralized warlike people confined to the frigid margins of the map, besieged on all sides by powers believing themselves to be on the right side of history even as they commit atrocities. Despite winning battle after battle, gaining footholds all across the map and mapping out the best places to congregate for their next adventures, they were still never in control. That's us.

Much like how the Vikings found unoccupied space and made it their own, so have we through the the Quay, then the 'rty, and even here on the Schlog. Much like the Norse culture, the Soyjak culture is being besieged on all sides with interlopers attempting to subvert our art and values led by a more centralized moralistic force that demands absolute submission to the ideology in exchange for the ability to vent out all your ugliest desires on the infidels.

The Vikings raided across the known world and so do we. Norse art was deemed "evil" even as it was studied and appropriated and so is our art. Norsemen went out on adventures and formed permanent footholds in places like France and Sicily; we did the same on Xitter, for instance. Despite our small population, our primitive technology (remember shitlibs have AI bots that do their work for them in a lot of cases), and our allegedly archaic values, we defeat them time and time again on our raids.

Never give in, Chuds. Thor is with us!
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265121297 said:
>We soyboy woah jackers are just like my hecking favourite historical civilisation!!! We fight in raids and wars just like them!
[soy]
Gayest post on the site. Delete your account.
Also the christians won and conquered the north, just like twitter immigrants won and conquered the sharty.
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Idiot, I'm merely comparing our situation to that of the Vikings.
 
JimmieCobson said:
Picture this: a decentralized warlike people confined to the frigid margins of the map, besieged on all sides by powers believing themselves to be on the right side of history even as they commit atrocities. Despite winning battle after battle, gaining footholds all across the map and mapping out the best places to congregate for their next adventures,
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