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[Chud2]

Oh, I'm so excited for this...!

 

[Chud2]

I'm going to sleep

 

[Chud2]

i want to eat something
i'm going to have a meal soon

 

[Chud2]

Having a dinner now. Tasty. Very tasty.

 

[8doe]

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brandon squirrel in the thread

 

[Itransheartblox]

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brandon squirrel in the thread

Nigga that is NUTS!!!

 

[Chud2]

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brandon squirrel in the thread

Yes. The squirrel is a very good animal. I saw a squirrel once, it was climbing a tree. I was happy.

 

[Itransheartblox]

nigga that is NUTS!!!!!

 

[Chimperator]

Do you have a designated black bvll, m'lord?

 

[Chud2]

Do you have a designated black bvll, m'lord?

Stop. Sexualising. Black. People. I'm saying this as a member of special Zimbabwean LGBTQ+ ESL community of disabled black autistic magical niggers. Please stop it.

 

[Chud2]

I HAVE BEEN ARRESTED FOR A MASS HAWKTUAHING.
YESTERDAY THERE WAS A MUSIC CONCERT OF LINKING PARK IN MY TOWN. I TOOK MY SPECIAL HAWKS IN THERE. IN A TRUCK. THEY THOUGHT I'M THE MAINTENANCE CREW MEMBER. I TOLD THEM TO BRING THE CRATES WITH SUPPOSED MUSIC EQUIPMENT ONTO THE STAGE. THE REAL CREW DIDN'T NOTICE THIS. AFTER 5 HOURS THE SHOW STARTED. ALL THE AUDIENCE GATHERED AND WAITED FOR THE BEGINNING OF THE CONCERT. THEN THE MAIN VOCALIST CAME AND GREETED ALL THE PEOPLE. AFTER SOME WORDS WORDS WORDS THEY BEGAN TO PLAY. I WAITED A LITTLE. AND WHEN THE MAIN VOCALIST SAID "IT STARTS WITH…" I IMMEDIATELY SPRINTED TO HIM FROM THE BACKSTAGE AND DID A DROPKICK IN HIS HEAD, WHILE GRABBING THE MICROPHONE IN THE SAME TIME. HE GOT KNOCKED OUT IN A SECOND. I KNEW I HAVE LITTLE TIME BEFORE OTHER BAND MEMBERS AND SECURITY WILL REALIZE WHAT JUST HAPPENED. LYING ON THE FLOOR, I SCREAMED OUT LOUD INTO A MICROPHONE "HAAAAAWK" AND IN THE SAME SECOND THE CRATES BEGAN TO SHAKE, EVERYONE HEARD STRONG KNOCKS FROM THE INSIDE, EVENTUALLY THERE WAS A LOUD CRACK OF WOOD, CRATES BROKE INTO PIECES AND AN ENOURMOUS AMOUNT OF HAWKS BURSTED INTO THE CONCERT HALL FILLING IT UP. THE SOUNDS OF SCREAMING PEOPLE HAVE MIXED WITH SOUND OF COUNTLESS FLAPPING WINGS. THEN I SCREAMED "TUUAAAH" AND ALL THE BIRDS BEGAN TO SCREECH, ALMOST DEAFENING EVERYONE IN THE HALL. THE SECURITY GUARDS TRIED TO APPROACH ME, BUT FAILED, ENDING UP BEING KNOCKED DOWN BY THE HAWKS. THEN I SCREAMED ON THE TOP OF MY LUNGS: "SPIT. OOOON. THAAAAT. THAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG." AND ALL THEN THE HAWKS, EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM, STARTED TO SPIT AND SPIT ON ALL THE PEOPLE DOWN THEM, ON THE SECURITY AND THE BAND. PEOPLE TRIED TO ESCAPE, BUT THERE WAS ONLY ONE OPEN DOOR LEFT, BECAUSE I LOCKED THE OTHERS, SO PEOPLE WOULD FIGHT EACHOTHER TO LEAVE, WHILE BEING SPITTED ON. THIS WAS SO FASCINATING… AND I SAID "HAWK TUAH… SPIT ON THAT THANG…" AND THE SPIRIT OF THE HAWK TUAH GIRL APPEARED BEFORE MY EYES AND SHE SAID "HAWK TUAH! SPIT ON THAT THANG!". AND I SPAT ON THAT THANG. HER SMILE WAS THE LAST THING I'VE SEEN. THEN I PASSED OUT. I THINK IT'S BECAUSE OF THE HAWKS AROUND ME. THEY USED UP ALL THE OXYGEN IN THE HALL. I'M ARRESTED NOW AND WAITING FOR THE COURT'S DECISION. THEY DON'T KNOW IT YET, BUT BESIDES THESE HAWKS I ALSO HAVE TRAINED AND PLANTED MULTIPLE HAWK RELEASING DEVICES ALL OVER THE COUNTRY, WHICH I WILL ACTIVATE, IF I DON'T LIKE THE VERDICT. OR IF I WILL BE LATE FOR TODAY'S TALK TUAH SHOW.

 

[Chud2]

*yawn* *burp*

 

[Chud2]

standing rn

 

[Chud2]

sorry i lied, i wasn't standing

 

[Chud2]

got poo-poo in my toilet
its very very stinky
flush it out, flush it out
while its not too sticky

 

[Chud2]

put a girl on

 

[Chimperator]

Updooted.

 

[Itransheartblox]

 

[Chimperator]

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Footjob brim.

 

[Chud2]

did 88 squats and 1488 jumps (1100-1200 left leg 1300-1400 right leg)