You can't raise a family with a tulpa. Nor can you show her off to your friends. And she may turn evil. Please reconsider! This isn't a decision to be taken lightly.
Happy birthday. Or at least try to have a decent birthday. I understand what you mean by not wanting to be an adult. I still like My Little Pony! I hope that interest is never taken away from me!
I'm a bit hesistant about it being on /pol/. We might get more anti-(((jew))) members. But we might also get more people who want to post pornography! I hope the new members are keyed.