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I've asked broot to delete my account which means (hopefully) that I can't log in back on this one

Hi Schloggers, I've really enjoyed my time here, being able to meet all of you and such. But now, I don't really feel like getting involved with this soysphere stuff and drama anymore. I feel like I exist more as an individual compared to offline and my mental health has been declining a lot...

I will hopefully be back after 6-12 months after I have sorted things out, until then, Goodbye.

Hi Schloggers. I've really enjoyed using this site and you're all some of the most wonderful, funny people I've met on the soysphere. Unfortunately, I don't think I want to really interact with the soysphere that much anymore. I'm becoming more busy and stressed as life goes on and I don't...

Unfortunately I will be busy with a lot of irl stuff until mid-late november, I will continue writing whenever I have time but I'm getting really burnt out by offline affairs at the moment. it hurts

This is about enough writing for today saaars, thank you for tuning in, I will continue writing tomorrow. (I am lazy and have errands)

Donald McDonald decides to leave the Schloggers to visit the heckin hustle and bustle of the big city (Jartycuck City). Unbothered and uninterested with the natural scenery of Ohionigger National Park, Donald enters the gates of Jartycuck City. Despite being vantablack, obese and smelling...

KingofTheRing decides to brutally murder all the rapists in the forest like the gigachat he is. Luckily for him, he had packed an axe in his hiking pack for no reason at all before, it now had a use. KingofTheRing spent around two hours cutting down trees and gathering loose pieces of moss...

Twostripe opens the command prompt and attempts to enable cheats, however a giant hand reaches down from the heavens and grabs him. Twostripe sees the face of Sino. "CHEATS. ARE. NOT. ALLOWED. YOU. GAY. FUCKING. NIGGER! The hand gently places Twostripe back down on the ground.

Greg immediately sucker punches Connor Howard in the face. "SAAAR WHY YOU DO THIS SAAR YOU'RE OBSESSED SAAAAR WHY SAAAR!!!", Connor screams as his struggles to lift himself off the ground, his glasses shattered into 6 million pieces by the force of Greg's punch. Immediately, Greg jumps 2...

KingofTheRing decides to flee. Aiming for the Ackro Forest, he runs East as fast as he can as the glownigger immediately opens fire. "SHIEEET YOU MUFFUGGIN PUSSY ASS BTICH CRACKKA!! CMERE N FIGHT ME LIKE A MANG N SHIEEETTTT!!!!" The glownigger screams as he throws away his now empty m1911 and...

the glownigger or connor howard?

KingofTheRing immediately recognises the neon-green glow as the signature aura of a federal agent glownigger, picking up a rock, he throws it into the bush. "OWWWW SHIEEET MANGGG I DINDU NUFFIN YOU RASSIS ASS CRACKKKKAAAA!!" the glownigger screams, climbing out of the bush, he points his...

Greg decides to go neither North, East or West, instead turning South to visit the town of Coaloni to hunt for local cryptids, entering the town, he is hit by the stench of death as he walks pasts the gates made of rubbish and p shaped steel frames. However, before he can find any cryptids and...

KingofTheRing looks around the bus station, it's an old dilated shack surrounded by nothing but bushes and patches of sand, however, upon closer inspection, something seems to be glowing in the bush.

Are they edible?

Every schlogger gets off the bus station at Ohionigger National Park, the view is truely breathtaking as many africanx xisters amongst the group are struggling to breathe. With around two-three days worth of food, water and equipment for hiking in Burundi's environment, everyone has around...

Due to a set of unknown circumstances and very lucky coincidences, nearly all users of soyjak.blog are on a hike in Ohionigger National Park in Burundi. However, although the breathtaking natural environment is very /calm/ing and beautiful saaar, there are rumours of cryptids like the "Shitogre"...

My public transport card has $14.88 in it.

I spent the last couple of days going in and out of binge-drinking sessions at midnight