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    Mount Athos

    I know so few women that I feel like a monk at Mount Athos. I sometimes forget the sound of their voice, the appearance of my female peers, and I think completely I have become estranged from the feeling of their skin. I don't remember the last time I have made physical contact with a woman that...
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    I can hear male asmr in my brothers bedroom

    He listens to it to go to sleep. I could get female asmr but I feel like listening to male asmr is slightly gay. It just is. How do I confront him about this and convince him to stop listening to any ASMR that is not female?
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    what are some good shower foods?

    sometimes im in the shower and I get a bit hungry, and sometimes in the morning I dont have time to both shower and eat breakfast before I go to my very important job where I make so much money and success and am highly important to operations. What are some good foods to eat while in the shower...
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    Sharty why are 'teens so obsessed with WWE

    The entire sports board on the sharty is WWE posts. I've never even met a WWE fan in real life that is older than 10. No soyteen has every talked to me about WWE on the schlog or the ru. Nobody talks about it on other boards either. Who is behind these posts?
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    Imaginary girlfriend maxxing

    Have any involuntarily celibate soyteens tried methods of imagining a girlfriend into existence? Succubus summoning? Or more wholesomely, the creation of a Tulpa? Sometimes I am so lonely that I look into it, but I don't think I have the right mentality for that.
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    Coal I listened to undertale music at the gym today

    I listened to the finale music and actually ended up getting the new BP 5RM I've been aiming for. It was my 3rd set, and I had failed it the set prior, so it was a shocker. I've been going consistently lately so that probably contributed, but I was actually filled with DETERMINATION... This is...
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    jeo swanson in family guy makes no sense

    In some episodes it is implied that his wheelchair is due to a spinal injury, but in most of the actual backstories it is because his legs were severely crippled. I'm pretty sure the spine injury references predate the episode where Joe shot his own spine too, so it can't be explained away by...
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    I go to a "gay gym"

    Pretty sure my gym is a "gay gym". One of the managers (owners?) is homosexual. Someone I know who also goes there says he feels the gym is crawling with homosexuals, based on his "gaydar" (this person is straight). They have rainbow logo t shirts year-round for sale. The music being played...
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    Shiner bock review

    It's a good beer. Has a nice malty flavor profile without being too bitter or strong like some other malty beers. Some people say it is slightly sweet. I can taste it a bit when I focus, but it's very subtle. Possibly my favorite American beer so far. Thinking of trying Asahi Beer (SUGOI...
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    Batman is not "a superhero with no powers"

    Everyone says this but it's not true. He basically learned ki control from a tibetan monk so it's kind of like saying "Krillin has no powers". Without this he likely wouldn't be able to bench press 1000 pounds while being shredded and also have amazing cardiovascular endurance, AND inhuman feats...
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    picture of food I made

    Rice and pork loin
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    powerscaling cures male pattern balding

    The Imaginary Axis, 2016: At least NW3 possibly even NW4 The Imaginary Axis today: Back to NW1 or NW2, this beautiful head of hair He doesn't seem like the type of guy to care that much about his looks to go to turkey or take fin+min. I believe the secret to reversing male pattern balding...
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    Brapposting has gone woke

    Back in the day we would all have a laugh posting the "BRAAAPPPP sniff sniff" copypasta, calling random women "braphogs". Today, it's all Incredible Gassy and Farting Bowser. Brapposting these days is all gay stuff. Why is this? My theory is that Zoomers have high fetish rates due to sexually...
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    is sake good

    Rice wine from Japan. Is it good? I considered getting some at the liquor store today but I realized my family would likely make fun of me for it
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    strange glitch occurred on chest day

    I was doing bench press and when I couldn't do anymore I decided to do tiny little baby reps. Now I feel it really a lot in my chest. What is this, a pibby glitch?! (I don't know what that means)
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    I tried Pepperoncinis

    Not bad. I'm not a huge fan of pickled vegetables, though. They were more spicy than I imagined, but I liked the texture. I think they are too powerful a flavor on their own, but maybe they would go good on a sandwich?
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    add a "this does not mama the mia" react

    example of use it in a sentence: gurt: yo caesoh: can I get a burger packgQd: ts pmo tdnmtm (alternate: ts dnmtm) this will be the image
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    Add /fa/

    A subforum for fashion and menswear on here would be nice
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    Common law vs "Law codes"

    What do you guys prefer? I think common law is better as law codes usually just end up getting abused (ex: Constitutions)
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    A girl I loved was in a dream of mine, but she's not real

    I had a dream where I was with some friends, and there was a girl, who in the dream I was well-acquainted with but is in fact not a real person. I loved her, and it was quite clear she liked me in that way as well, but then when everyone got in a car I went to buy a pair of shoes, and they were...
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