<If all of the kings had their queens on the throne
<We would pop champagne and raise a toast
<To all of the queens who are fighting alone
<Baby, you're not dancin' on your own
I AM NOT suicidal, but if I was, I think a cool way to die would be to take a bunch of acid, drive around in my car as fast as I can go while blasting music. Then once all my songs end, I'll crash into like a tree or something.
For context: https://blog.soyjak.st/threads/trump-won-so-now-i-have-to-do-all-of-your-shitty-requests.9606/
My drawing tablet broke a while ago but now I've got a new one. Keep in mind I won't be taking in any new requests.
Here's a bit of what you can expect me to draw. all the requests...
erm, I actually get a lot of women and since I know I know that if I were to bring up the soyjak.blog website to a woman (https://blog.soyjak.st) she would not find it weird at all in fact I spent all day talking to three women one was a rather young woman of about 30 years of age with blonde...
Online Dating seems to cause a lot of problems here on the Shlog (see soyjakfan01 and XImmigrant). So maybe we’d be better off having a rule prohibiting it as well as requesting someone to do it off-site. Users already in a relationship could be spared. This would discourage pedos looking to...
some racisass ytboi just axed me to fuck his pawg bitch and shieeet, but he tolds me I gots to do it Turdsday. The problem is I was gon fuck Shaniqua on Turdsday. So which bitch should I give backshots to and shieeeet?
Just found out today that my wife's boyfriend is a racist white trump supporter who is planning on getting my wife pregnant. This doesn't sound that bad until I realized that he wasn't actually black. He was wearing blackface this whole time while plowing my wife. I feel so ashamed to having...