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I'm a bit hesistant about it being on /pol/. We might get more anti-(((jew))) members. But we might also get more people who want to post pornography! I hope the new members are keyed.

https://www.njoag.gov/ag-platkin-sues-messaging-app-discord-for-unlawful-practices-that-expose-nj-kids-to-child-predators-and-violent-sexual-content/ Archive https://ghostarchive.org/archive/JycCZ I don't like Discord! But do you guys think it deserves to get a lawsuit?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypergamy Hypergamy means to date up. This is more common in ladies. The other way around is hypogamous. Answer your ideal scenario. Do not say that you'll never find a partner! Unless you don't want one. I believe in you ladies and gentlemen.

What if the world were to end soon? And you knew about it. You could tell everyone in the world. And it would be instant. And it would be translated into their language. Do you think this would be a good idea? Please vote! I want to know what you guys think.

It would be like the #DropKiwifarms trophy. Please add it! I like collecting things. I want a cool trophy.

I don't like calling the spaghettification idea a religion. But I am curious about this. Sexual desire can lead to great imagination! But it can also lead to repetitive thoughts. That would be bad for being chosen for the spaghettification plan. Most religions believe lust is bad. I think it...

Feds are the main antagonist to immortal spaghettification! They want to harvest our data. This is to keep us away from the black hole. They will bring back our soul from dead. And then they will recreate us in a torture room! That's why you shouldn't let feds know too much about you. They are...

I need it to remind me of my quest. I already have one for my desktop. Can someone help? Everything that shows up online looks bad on a phone!

Chapter One Chapter Two Sorry if this chapter has too much dialogue. I didn't know what else to write. I hope it's fun nonetheless. I will keep adding schlog users when the time comes. "What the fuck is the schlog show?" asked Gig, "Where I'm from, you're from a show called Spongebob...

Some people say that there are more opportunities to achieve things now than ever. There was no internet back then. People could not use highly advanced tools like today. There are mathematical and engineering principles that accelerate discovery that didn't exist in the past. But what if some...

Chapter One Sorry that I didn't get to include everyone yet. I will eventually. I hope you guys enjoy! "You're a princess?" asked Spongebob, "King Neptune has a daughter called Princess Mindy. She helped us save the crown from Shell City!" said Spongebob. "She's hot. And nice. And told us we...

https://blog.soyjak.st/threads/chapter-one-of-my-spongebob-mlp-fanfiction-the-glitch.16367/ Here is chapter one. Sandy transported herself, Spongebob, and Patrick to Equestria. Equestria is the world of magical ponies. Twilight Sparkle finds them. It ends on a cliffhanger. For chapter two I...

Please let me know if you like it! I worked hard on it. Spongebob woke up one morning. He was happy as ever. He went to see his best friend. His best friend's name was Patrick Star. "Hey, Patrick!" exclaimed Spongebob, "Let's go to Sandy's house!" Spongebob skipped over to Sandy's house with...

February 6th, 2025: Today my account on the schlog got approved! It made so excited because it reminded me of the time I made an account on the Minecraft forums and it got approved! I lost access to it when they migrated over to Twitch. But it was fun while it lasted. I liked talking about my...

Please leak some funny things if you can! But don't say who posted them. That would be an invasion of privacy. And it would be more fun to guess!

Most other forums do this. It's for a good reason. It makes the forum feel more welcoming. It would be nice to have a message from a schlog mascot!

When I was 10 years old I read the "Choose Your Own Adventure" series of books. There was one about black holes. The plot had a team of space cadets explore a black hole. If you did something wrong you would get spaghettified. This means that your body would be stretched out because of the black...