i've been throwing up for days straight
and the room is spinning
and i'm having hallucinations
and the dog is screaming
and the only reason
i'm not dead yet
is because i'm scared to death of knives
and i'm repulsed by reproductive organs
Am I gonna make it?
my mom drank liquor
and smoked weed
when she was pregnant with me
my forehead bulges out
and i have a cleft palate
i feel really confused
all the time
with everything
i think i have down's syndrome
i don't have the brains to have anything
resembling an intelligent...
big thanksgiving turkey ball baster
fetal alcohol donut hole taster
put totem pole in stinky dumpster
only good tit squirt lumpy upward
my bologna's name is supersized
all beef log with boneless thighs
silly rabbi, dicks are for kids
chubby moms lobotomized
chubby moms lobotomized
chubby...
we was do in some gang stalking on halloween night
when we saw some cracker's house it had a solitary light
we went up to his window and we had a look inside
we saw a cracker with a burger and a tube of astroglide
and what he did next we could not believe our eyes
he put his dick up to the...
i was listening to joel olsteen
talking about the eternal casket
when i had about enough of that bullcrap
and i yelled, "put on some molly hatchet!"
yeah!
i don't give a flying rat's dick
because the days are so god damn evil
prototypes of one nine one nine
mark of the beast so primeval
the...
yo, mk chucky cheese
it's time to trick or treat!
tonight it be the halloween night
and we got the candy corn
it's time for trick or treat
so we stole rayray from the fuckin' morgue
we be taking rayray's body around
we's going door to door
scaring honkey kids of suburbia
some things worth...
i had finished putting up my brand new christmas lights
'cuz i don't celebrate no halloween nights
when the clock it had turned into the witching hour
i was playing my guitar, feeling the good lords power
i was watching creflo dollar with the sound turned off
i was trying to pray but i had the...
anybody seen my motherfuckin' flashstick?
it be the one with all my best dick pics
i thought i left it on top of the bar
but ain't nobody seen it anymore
yo, chucky cheese i know where it's at
it's on that fuckin' cracker in the rugby hat
he put it in his pocket and then he just left
but he...
so, i went down to the american mall
to get me a shiny new belt buckle
when a god damn chimp-out had began
i'm so glad i brought them brass knuckles
and then some jogger bum rushed me
and i knocked his ass dead
his body started breakdancing
with his nose up inside his head
there's some people...
it's mk chucky cheese
processed through
corporate machines
and i'm back to share that greasy sleaze
made your insides turn dayglow green
i wrote this song with a ballpoint pen
that hadn't even been invented yet, yo!
yo, mk chucky cheese
it's time to freebase some remdesivir, boy!
my mom ate...