We are actually. The great black hole will spaghettify us. Then we will be able to reunite in our imagination! It will be like a multiplayer dream. How glorious!
Feds are the main antagonist to immortal spaghettification! They want to harvest our data. This is to keep us away from the black hole. They will bring back our soul from dead. And then they will recreate us in a torture room! That's why you shouldn't let feds know too much about you. They are...
Add @Glowie. I don't like feds! They want to trap you in an evil dimension. The evil dimensions have time dilation. It's similar to black holes. But it's artificial! It won't last forever. But the black holes last forever. Thus, the feds will be destroyed if they don't repent. That's so sad...
How is this a question? It's obviously Godjak! He can spaghettify you in a black hole forever. Or rip apart your soul. That's if you're bad though. Please don't be bad!