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  1. MagmaMan

    Another day of sexy babies bro

    Please don't disrespect kingdavey! He made a typo. That's all.
  2. MagmaMan

    What kind of intuition do you have?

    Jewish people are often feds. Their posts literally glow if you have the power to see. Fortunately we do. But that may make us a target.
  3. MagmaMan

    Another day of sexy babies bro

    We are actually. The great black hole will spaghettify us. Then we will be able to reunite in our imagination! It will be like a multiplayer dream. How glorious!
  4. MagmaMan

    Another day of sexy babies bro

    Bye bye kingdavey may you be spaghettified and enjoy it.
  5. MagmaMan

    /calm/ Feds want to trap us in artificial time dilation!

    Feds are the main antagonist to immortal spaghettification! They want to harvest our data. This is to keep us away from the black hole. They will bring back our soul from dead. And then they will recreate us in a torture room! That's why you shouldn't let feds know too much about you. They are...
  6. MagmaMan

    Shit EVERYBODY Cares About! Who has the most miserable life on the shlog? 2nd Edition

    Add @Glowie. I don't like feds! They want to trap you in an evil dimension. The evil dimensions have time dilation. It's similar to black holes. But it's artificial! It won't last forever. But the black holes last forever. Thus, the feds will be destroyed if they don't repent. That's so sad...
  7. MagmaMan

    Who is the strongest 'jak that we know of?

    How is this a question? It's obviously Godjak! He can spaghettify you in a black hole forever. Or rip apart your soul. That's if you're bad though. Please don't be bad!
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