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  1. soyjak

    Kernung is cord sissy

    quick update he's back on xitter under the username "stinoyl" these should be all the "with replies" nitter pages https://archive.ph/Fsa3X https://archive.ph/vBfCD https://archive.ph/FRCsQ https://archive.ph/aQJJi https://archive.ph/E39Aj https://archive.ph/b8AR9 https://archive.ph/1YWmt
  2. soyjak

    Kernung is cord sissy

    That's an old picture. IIRC, he was around 11 to 13. MB has some newer ones. I'll ask him to post them later.
  3. soyjak

    Shit EVERYBODY Cares About! soyjak.blog

    >start idolizing a male online >eventually start being a creep >repeat SOYJAKCUCKS... NOT LIKE THIS...
  4. soyjak

    Shit EVERYBODY Cares About! soyjak.blog

    MC... HRNGH... MC Bushpig... x... MC Cumblood... yaoi... VGH... I'm gonna find every picture I can of Bushpig's mask. I'm gonna make it and JACK OFF IN IT!!! FUUUCK!!! I WANT TO CARESS SWIFT TREWEEKE!!!! :omgsisa: ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎...
  5. soyjak

    Shit EVERYBODY Cares About! soyjak.blog

    I'm finished with Erotic Stories Written In Blood, now I'm on Snuff Porn Gore. WHOLESOME! Also, I'm planning on getting the HIJRA: THE GREAT DESTROYER BOXSET thing from snuffmasks. Apparently, they're hand-crafted MC Cumblood. It's like we're touchinggggggg teehee hee!! teeheehee! It's a little...
  6. soyjak

    On a scale of 1/5 how much does the above user glow?

    0/5 what a trvthnvke.
  7. soyjak

    ITT talk like a reddit comment section on a post about trump

    Eugh... Don't even mention him. Please.
  8. soyjak

    Shit EVERYBODY Cares About! soyjak.blog

    "Stabbing my penis with my turd" ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ -MC Bushpig, Garden of Pig Bog Swift Treweeke truly is a master of his craft. I can't get over how much of a lyrical genius he is.
  9. soyjak

    Soy Soyjak.blog Iceberg

    >visiting the schlog servers in real life i wasn't here for a while. can i have the context?
  10. soyjak

    When is your birthday?

    >When is your birthday? >What date is your birthday?
  11. soyjak

    Shit EVERYBODY Cares About! soyjak.blog

    I'm done with 14 to 15 songs so far. Not really done, I still have to double check the lyrics with third-party programs, but that's pretty decent progress considering I'm a lazy little fuck and I only work on these for around an hour each day because I get too tired to do them when I get home...
  12. soyjak

    Hi

    Hello, my soylent-packed pal! [wholesome]
  13. soyjak

    Shit EVERYBODY Cares About! soyjak.blog

    This is my blog... My soyjak.blog [schlog] Anyways, my autism is commanding me to transcribe all of MC Bushpig's songs. Mostly because he didn't put all of the lyrics on his Bandcamp pages and the Genius pages are also missing things. pros: - I get to provide the correct lyrics and contribute to...
  14. soyjak

    What brand of tampons do you use?

    tamponcucks will never be as white as padARYANS btw
  15. soyjak

    GEG @ ALL THE USERS!

    @mutt @soylentbottle70 @soy @Cobson The Gem @Soyak
  16. soyjak

    Serious How do I get people to sit with me at lunch?

    option 1: if you have lunch lines, sit near where the lines end. that way, if someone wants to go sit down and eat, sitting with you is a quick option. option 2: get there a little late so you can sit with someone instead of waiting for someone to sit with you. option 3: give up and accept that...
  17. soyjak

    ITT announce when you wake up

    >wake up >piss myself >shower >drink my soylent
  18. soyjak

    How do you stim nuschlogpoopas?

    Personally, I just get SO frickin' excited that I just HAVE to call Tyrone to pleasure my wife! 😄
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