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  1. MoonMetropolis

    what has happened while i was away

    Show me compelling evidence that he's a foodist and I will permaban him again.
  2. MoonMetropolis

    Bring back 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕳𝖔𝖑𝖊

    But then we would ban you again, dumbass.
  3. MoonMetropolis

    what has happened while i was away

    Because, to the best of my knowledge, you dindu nuffin.
  4. MoonMetropolis

    what has happened while i was away

    I was the one who unbanned you, retard. You're welcome.
  5. MoonMetropolis

    I was in and out of solitary confinement on a regular basis. In county jail, it was because I...

    I was in and out of solitary confinement on a regular basis. In county jail, it was because I was a high-profile case. Other times, staff would just make shit up to throw me in solitary confinement or there would be drama on the yard that led to me getting put in solitary confinement.
  6. MoonMetropolis

    I never had forehead acne. In that 2018 solitary confinement mugshot, I had soars on my...

    I never had forehead acne. In that 2018 solitary confinement mugshot, I had soars on my forehead from picking at my skin. My 2023 mugshot (the one that's on my Wikipedia page) is how I look now.
  7. MoonMetropolis

    SUPERHELL Ban megathread

    I didn't have all of the money ready to spend at the time. I was prepared to do whatever I needed to do to make the money, however.
  8. MoonMetropolis

    SUPERHELL Ban megathread

    I had a fundraiser so that I wouldn't have to use my own money to buy the site, genius. https://soyjakblog.com/threads/no-im-not-buying-this-forum.21041/
  9. MoonMetropolis

    SUPERHELL Ban megathread

    No, he's not going to sell the site at a loss. I'm going to buy it for the same price that he paid for it. I didn't end up getting it from Froot because him and I had a spat.
  10. MoonMetropolis

    SUPERHELL Ban megathread

    You really have no idea. Then again, I would expect as much from someone who used to janny the Kuzzy. :kek:
  11. MoonMetropolis

    SUPERHELL Ban megathread

    You know I'm in talks to purchase the site from telnet, right? And, when I do, the first thing I'm going to do is unban Soyteen Liker.
  12. MoonMetropolis

    im watching some youtuber dude who makes videos on lolcows

    SHARTY IN 2026 >OWNED BY ADMIN 6, QUOTE >LOLI AND SHOTA IS ALLOWED >SOYJAKS ARE BANNED FROM EVERYWHERE EXCEPT /SOY/ >NSFW IS ALLOWED IN EVERY BOARD WITH NO CENSOR SHARTY IN 2028 >OWNED BY ADMIN 7, NIGGER (ADMIN Ϫ WAS SKIPPED) >RULE 1 IS REMOVED, 'P IS ALLOWED >SOYJAKS ARE BANNED FROM EVERY BOARD...
  13. MoonMetropolis

    SUPERHELL Ban megathread

    She's banned for now, but she won't be staying banned forever as long as I'm here.
  14. MoonMetropolis

    Sharty ITT: Send screenshots you want to stay up forever.

    Cordmonkeys are sending their best:
  15. MoonMetropolis

    Discussion Life is hard

    It is physically impossible to simp for pokimane Simp means Sucker Idolizing Mediocre Pussy. A man is only a simp if the girl he is after has a mediocre pussy, but pokimane’s pussy is a goddess pussy, at worst. I will continue to donate 50% of my paycheck to pokimane because I know that it’s...
  16. MoonMetropolis

    'pasta chive

    RDR2 makes me want to rape people Sometimes I just shoot the guy, hogtie the unwashed country woman with a fat ass, stow her over my horse, take her into the woods and rape her. Whenever I do that (except for the last part) I just want to rape her. It's like an ancestral memory or something. I...
  17. MoonMetropolis

    Shoegaze is not shoegaze if there are female band members

    When I was about nine, I had recently gotten a Nintendo Entertainment System from a garage sale down the road, the first gaming system I ever had. One game that I bought was Super Mario Brothers 3, the final chapter of the widely-acclaimed SMB trilogy, which like in the original Super Mario...
  18. MoonMetropolis

    drawing o algo

    Most gamers know the story of the hundreds of thousands of E.T. cartridges Atari crushed, encased in concrete, then buried in Alamogordo, New Mexico. What most gamers don’t know is who Atari buried along with them...
  19. MoonMetropolis

    quote archives

    When I was 13, I tied up this girl that was 12 with a jumprope, then beat the fuck out of her. By the time I was done, her lip was split, her wrists were bleeding from the rope cuttin into them, one of her eyes was swollen shut, she was missing two teeth, her small tits will entirely black and...
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