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  1. MoonMetropolis

    The Reports of the Schlog's Death Have Been Greatly Exaggerated

    So, as it turns out, @p0rt42 and his cordtard crew (who Froot had sold the site to) didn't want the site, so they shut it down and then gave it to @Jackson. Jackson didn't want it either, so he gave it to me. I am now your Schlogführer, and I didn't have to pay a dime for it. I will keep this...
  2. MoonMetropolis

    Chud I HATE NULL

    Reminder: He's fine with hosting pedophiles, but Fauci forbid you make fun of him. Certain retards on the Shroom have tried to call me a pedophile because I'm a staunch First Amendment absolutist who has argued that criminalizing lolicon violates the First Amendment (which, by the way, the...
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    Coal Wondering where chesnaught "allegedly" went? Look to the jklfarms

    Hey, guys, this is Chesnaught posting from MoonMetropolis's account. I just wanted to let you all know: yes, this is me. I am a foodist O9A 764 333 MAP cunnyGOD who goons to 'p every night. Also, I own the Jassy with skajyos. Oh, and I'm trans btw. Chesnaught out.
  4. MoonMetropolis

    Shroomtards Are Leaking All Over the Soyjak Wiki Because 9a0c Won't Let Them Promote Their Shitty Splinter On It

    Something worth noting: the people currently attacking 9a0c for being rulescucked and removing splinterfag shit from the 'ki are the exact same people who attack me for being anti-rulescuck and not banning every unpopular user. If 9a0c were to let splinters get promoted on the 'ki, then these...
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    Shroomtards Are Leaking All Over the Soyjak Wiki Because 9a0c Won't Let Them Promote Their Shitty Splinter On It

    As a result of ProlapsedAnus aggressively trying to promote his SNCA splinter on the Soyjak Wiki, 9a0c put a new policy in place, whereby splinters cannot be linked to. Cue the canned temper tantrums from Shroomtards (and their retarded pedophile brethren on Kiwi Troons). JC Denton...
  6. MoonMetropolis

    You are exactly what I think of when I think of the typical white nationalist/traditionalist...

    You are exactly what I think of when I think of the typical white nationalist/traditionalist chudcel: a dark brown Pajeet gooner degenerate who masturbates to animal gore and rape videos.
  7. MoonMetropolis

    Discussion Chimpout 3

  8. MoonMetropolis

    Why can't I attach files?

    Because you're a brand new user who signed up yesterday.
  9. MoonMetropolis

    What Are Your Honest, Unironic Thoughts On the George Floyd Incident?

    We all remember the 2020 riots over the George Floyd incident in Minneapolis. I was in prison at the time, while most of you were in school. In the years since, George Floyd has essentially become an internet meme, as evidenced by the "breathtaking" reaction on here. He's a staple of online...
  10. MoonMetropolis

    Cattersissies…

    I'm not permitted to post the screenshot on here, but we checked and, yes, it is actually Catter.
  11. MoonMetropolis

    what happened to the main domain

    Broot told me that, when I purchase the site, he'll give me the soyjak.blog domain.
  12. MoonMetropolis

    For chopping people's heads off and fucking their eye sockets.

    For chopping people's heads off and fucking their eye sockets.
  13. MoonMetropolis

    If you want me to take you seriously as a troll, you're going to have to try harder than this.

    If you want me to take you seriously as a troll, you're going to have to try harder than this.
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