He'd goon to sprunki armpits instead of leading the war and he'd make peace with the UK and never invade the USSR securing Germany's victory over Europe
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Plug niggers into the elecrical grid. Process niggers into nigger nuggets. Vaporize nigger communities with the power of The Sun. Deport niggers to Saturn. Compress niggers into synthetic oil. Shoot niggers into orbit with a railgun.