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You're a mere subject to the emperor of the Shlog, maybe suck up to me some more and you can be given a cushy government job...

I own you

Nigga don't pull some Nagolbud stuff with me, under my regime you are worth no more than my dog, now let me get the peanut butter, fido.

Womp womp. You're my subject.

YWNBAE

Now accept your peasantry before I correct you.