I got a girlfriend

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Ok i am now tipsy so here we go. Basically after dating aspie girl #1 and friendzoning her, she decided that she would introduce me to one of her friends. I had allredy met her friend in the past but never really had a big convo doe i had noticed her sneakly staring at me alot. I got to see her the next day at the autism club but since i was busy cooking i did not get to speak to her much. Still my cooking was greatly enjoyed by everyone and she invited me to a small party she was hosting. The nigth before the party i got piss drunk and got beat the fuck up by 2 homeless guys who jumped me.
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As the pic shows i had a black eye the next morning which kinda sucked but what ever i wore a pirates eye and i wont say i looked good but i did not look too ugly either. (2nd pic)
I went to the party and i was so fucking shy i had no clue what to do as i did not want to be too romantic or too stone cold (i litterally only had a single text conversation with her along with a couple autistic "small talks" about bugs and busses). At first i did not think it would work out but when we left the house to go in the inner city things started hitting off. We went to have icecream and talked a bit. At the end of the night i walked her to the bus station and acted as an anti anxiety pillar since while one of her favorite things is bus routes, well as with most aspies she hates people. She was super happy that i was there so she hugged me goodbye went in a bus then quickly left the bus to hug and kiss me. She then chose another bus as there was 2 mean girls in the first bus. The nigth ended at 10pm since had a fligth at 1:30 in the morning. In a week once shes back from vacation she wants us to go on another date, im thinking of taking her to eat sushis with me doe idk if she likes sushis or not yet.
 

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Ok i am now tipsy so here we go. Basically after dating aspie girl #1 and friendzoning her, she decided that she would introduce me to one of her friends. I had allredy met her friend in the past but never really had a big convo doe i had noticed her sneakly staring at me alot. I got to see her the next day at the autism club but since i was busy cooking i did not get to speak to her much. Still my cooking was greatly enjoyed by everyone and she invited me to a small party she was hosting. The nigth before the party i got piss drunk and got beat the fuck up by 2 homeless guys who jumped me.
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As the pic shows i had a black eye the next morning which kinda sucked but what ever i wore a pirates eye and i wont say i looked good but i did not look too ugly either. (2nd pic)
I went to the party and i was so fucking shy i had no clue what to do as i did not want to be too romantic or too stone cold (i litterally only had a single text conversation with her along with a couple autistic "small talks" about bugs and busses). At first i did not think it would work out but when we left the house to go in the inner city things started hitting off. We went to have icecream and talked a bit. At the end of the night i walked her to the bus station and acted as an anti anxiety pillar since while one of her favorite things is bus routes, well as with most aspies she hates people. She was super happy that i was there so she hugged me goodbye went in a bus then quickly left the bus to hug and kiss me. She then chose another bus as there was 2 mean girls in the first bus. The nigth ended at 10pm since had a fligth at 1:30 in the morning. In a week once shes back from vacation she wants us to go on another date, im thinking of taking her to eat sushis with me doe idk if she likes sushis or not yet.
Seems like a fun-night. I did something cool, Last-friday.
 
I fucked two chicks last night! I fucked my sister and her fat friend. Since my sister still had diarrhea It was extra messy. We were all naked and my sis's friend smothered my face with her big plump ass and I licked her asshole. TASTED YUMMY! After that she began sucking my dick and I fisted my sister's ass and got my hand covered in shit so I smeared it all over my face and I let her shit in my mouth. I took the turd out of my mouth and fucked her cunt with it and the shit began to fall a part. Her friend stopped sucking my cock so I sat on her face and she licked my asshole while I ate my sis's pussy. Then my sis began sucking my dick while her friend licked my ass and balls. After that, I fucked her in the ass while my sister sucked on her tits. Her asshole felt so warm and tight. Those cheeks felt SOOOOOOOOOO good. You know what they say, MORE CUSHION FOR THE PUSHIN! After that I lay on the floor and let her piss on me and my sis shit on me. Then they both got on top of me. We're all covered in shit and piss and they both began taking turns sucking my cock until I came in both of their faces.

I had a great time.
 
I fucked two chicks last night! I fucked my sister and her fat friend. Since my sister still had diarrhea It was extra messy. We were all naked and my sis's friend smothered my face with her big plump ass and I licked her asshole. TASTED YUMMY! After that she began sucking my dick and I fisted my sister's ass and got my hand covered in shit so I smeared it all over my face and I let her shit in my mouth. I took the turd out of my mouth and fucked her cunt with it and the shit began to fall a part. Her friend stopped sucking my cock so I sat on her face and she licked my asshole while I ate my sis's pussy. Then my sis began sucking my dick while her friend licked my ass and balls. After that, I fucked her in the ass while my sister sucked on her tits. Her asshole felt so warm and tight. Those cheeks felt SOOOOOOOOOO good. You know what they say, MORE CUSHION FOR THE PUSHIN! After that I lay on the floor and let her piss on me and my sis shit on me. Then they both got on top of me. We're all covered in shit and piss and they both began taking turns sucking my cock until I came in both of their faces.

I had a great time.
Typical yid
 
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