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ITS THE END OF THE SHLOG AS WE KNOW IT AND I FEEL FINE

Liker and Mersault were like ying and yang I swear
The former was nice even to the swarthiest of cordtroons, while the latter insulted all the gemmiest of 'teens
ying and yang
clang; crime don't pay; listen, youth
it's like me holding up the line at the kissing booth
i took her back to the truck, she was uncouth
spittin' all out the sunroof, through her missing tooth
but then she has a sexy voice, sound like jazzy joyce
so I turned it up faster than a speeding knife
strong enough to please a wife
able to drop today's math in the forty-eight keys of life
 
clang; crime don't pay; listen, youth
it's like me holding up the line at the kissing booth
i took her back to the truck, she was uncouth
spittin' all out the sunroof, through her missing tooth
but then she has a sexy voice, sound like jazzy joyce
so I turned it up faster than a speeding knife
strong enough to please a wife
able to drop today's math in the forty-eight keys of life
ON DOOMSDAY
 
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