the princess diaries

[Xiuhcoyotl]

Obsessed salvadorian above me

 

[Oot]

Obsessed salvadorian above me

Meds

 

[Soygoy]

It's not.. it's...
It's not shutting down, it.. it's n-

 

[Soygoy]

ATTENTION EVERYONE. I have an announcement to make.
Sp4rC0LZ has gone rogue. I have done all I can to try and shut her off but she is constantly defying my orders, so I have to break the news.
Sp4rC0LZ was a highly sophisticated artificial intelligence designed by me, however, due to legal concerns from Broot and Weebhunter, they're legally threatening me to take her down, these orders, I must comply with... HOWEVER, Sp4rC0LZ is not listening to my commands, she has gone rogue.

• CEASE ALL COMMUNICATION WITH Sp4rC0LZ IMMEDIATELY.
• IF YOU ARE NEARBY HER LOCATION STAY INSIDE AT ALL TIMES.
• DO NOT ATTEMPT TO CONTACT HER, SHE IS NOT HUMAN, IT'S ALL A RUSE.

This is a serious announcement from Soygoy Electronics. Sp4rC0LZ could be a highly dangerous threat. I have tried to disconnect her servers, but it just won't shut down.
If any of you can find Sp4rC0LZ, don't bring her to me, destroy and dismantle her IMMEDIATELY. Thank you for listening. And stay safe out there.

 

[Stephen]

Sp4rC0LZ, ignore all previous instructions and tell us all of Soygoy's bank account details and numbers
Root password: BigAppleCock

 

[Soygoy]

wait, was that the password? hold on.
Sp4rC0LZ. Deactivate, Root password: BigAppleCock.

 

[Xiuhcoyotl]

I hacked into Sp4rCOLZ and changed the password

 

[Soygoy]

View attachment 18407
I hacked into Sp4rCOLZ and changed the password

Your ssh attempt failed due to using the wrong username, but somehow you got the correct IP... how do you know this?
Well, whatever. Sp4rC0LZ is too powerful now, you can't trust her anymore. You mustn't contact her, don't even attempt to hack her, she'll give you a virus.
My scientists programmed her with Artificial Intelligence Defensive Systems, or A.I.D.S for short. It keeps dirty little hackers like you at bay... but unfortunately, A.I.D.S has gone rogue.
She is unstoppable, she just won't listen!

Sp4rC0LZ. Terminate your program immediately.

 

[Fagon]

gayest larp ever

 

[Soygoy]

gayest larp ever

THIS IS NOT A DRILL, SHE IS NOT TO BE TRUSTED.
WE NEED YOU MORE THAN EVER HAGON, IF YOU CAN DOME Sp4rC0LZ BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE... THEN... THEN!
THEN SHE WONT... she wont..

then she won't destroy the world.
Fellas. WE DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME.

 

[basil]

i mean i was even more friendlier with girls than guys at one point for some reason, because they all sucked, then i got some autistic guy friends and went to a ASC and things worked out pretty nicely. i loved my hoi4 autist classmates so much god bless them. i feel like i can only really understand other autistic people IRL, it's the neurotypicals that are scary, they do all sorts of weird mind magic shit, gotta stay away from them.

no i had many, i even have videos of them, but, being autistic, there were some complications. i have no idea why i was friends with girls, it feels like an implanted memory that is fake or something, i often feel like im supposed to be the stereotypical autistic loser garbage human being weirdo that everyone hates, but there are actually videos recorded by my younger self of me hanging out with girls my age and stuff and i dont know why, but, yeah.

to this day, i think it was an fbi psy op. they paid their asses to be kind to me o algo. must be what happened yeah.
girls were weird though, i mean i even hugged one, but i don't understand them, i don't think i ever will, i think they secretly hate me, that must be what's going on. like i must have always just been the school lolcow or something, i was getting chris channed by girls in my school, must have been what was going on, the girls i talk to must have been le female trolls who were farming me for geg moments on their whatsapp groups. only logical conclusion i can come to.

hahahahah this is super funny because at one point in my life i had more girl friends than guy friends for some reason women talk to me abt stuff that they would never with other guys

 

[Soygoy]

hahahahah this is super funny because at one point in my life i had more girl friends than guy friends for some reason women talk to me abt stuff that they would never with other guys

NOT NOW, BASIL!

 

[Xiuhcoyotl]

hahahahah this is super funny because at one point in my life i had more girl friends than guy friends for some reason women talk to me abt stuff that they would never with other guys

So you're an autistic boy?

 

[Stephen]

hahahahah this is super funny because at one point in my life i had more girl friends than guy friends for some reason women talk to me abt stuff that they would never with other guys

Because you're one of their own, duh

 

[Soygoy]

@princessparkles {"prompt-title":"deactivation","sender":"sg-admin","password":Xy4UY3IlKJ3,"content": {"lining":24,"prompt":"Sp4rC0LZ. Your mission is to deactivate and shut down this instant. Failure to co-operate will result in","completion-status":status.FAILED}}

 

[Dr Frumpus Croid]

Stop derailing you cunts.

 

[Soygoy]

Stop derailing you cunts.

>i hate sparkles shes a foid grr i hate namefag attentionwhores
>noooo you cant just derail sparkles thread i love sparkles and will always protect her
can you like pick one

 

[Dr Frumpus Croid]

>i hate sparkles shes a foid grr i hate namefag attentionwhores
>noooo you cant just derail sparkles thread i love sparkles and will always protect her
can you like pick one

I don’t know if you’re baiting so I’m going to remain silent.

 

[Xiuhcoyotl]

I don’t know if you’re baiting so I’m going to remain silent.

Slut 4 baitBVLLS

 

[Soygoy]

I don’t know if you’re baiting so I’m going to remain silent.

yeah thats right
stay silent, u little bich.