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Swede said:
I mean, he's not here rn so I think you could tell us
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Ok I’ll tell. So Scientoloju told me that one time when he was 5 years old he went to the zoo and slipped into the crocodile exhibit cause he wanted to recreate the Harambe Controversy. He fell onto a deep pond of water and was attacked by 3 adolescent crocodiles. They ripped him limb from limb and he lost 3 gallons of blood. It was truly terrible but luckily zoo staff where able to fend off the crocodiles and Scientoloju made it out with PTSD and a missing index finger from his left hand.
 
Rot said:
Ok I’ll tell. So Scientoloju told me that one time when he was 5 years old he went to the zoo and slipped into the crocodile exhibit cause he wanted to recreate the Harambe Controversy. He fell onto a deep pond of water and was attacked by 3 adolescent crocodiles. They ripped him limb from limb and he lost 3 gallons of blood. It was truly terrible but luckily zoo staff where able to fend off the crocodiles and Scientoloju made it out with PTSD and a missing index finger from his left hand.
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Wow... That's crazy...
 
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