Datamining Non-Anonymous Confession Thread

[Stephen]

Admit whatever you want other people to know from you here
I do not like strawberries

 

[Jimb0]

One time when I was much younger I inhaled the helium out of a ballon and I passed out in the kitchen, nobody was around and I woke up shortly after.

nigga wuz doin galaxy befo it wuz a thang

 

[UendeligKamp]

when i was a kid and were on vacation with family in greece i did a front flip and my head landed on the edge of a step on the staircase to the pool and there is still a slight dent in it

 

[Steve]

nigga wuz doin galaxy befo it wuz a thang

KEK I didn't even think of it like that, I just wanted a squeaky voice and I paid the price shortly there after.

 

[basil]

KEK I didn't even think of it like that, I just wanted a squeaky voice and I paid the price shortly there after.

that doesn’t get you high lol it just gives you that voice

of course someone of your skin colour would think so

 

[Steve]

that doesn’t get you high lol it just gives you that voice

of course someone of your skin colour would think so

...I didn't think it would, I just said I just wanted a squeaky voice.

 

[SunniPQTRIQT]

One time when I was much younger I inhaled the helium out of a ballon and I passed out in the kitchen, nobody was around and I woke up shortly after.

You and FRT may have a lot more in common than I thought...
Also how'd you feel after getting your mini George Floyd experience?

 

[Steve]

You and FRT may have a lot more in common than I thought...
Also how'd you feel after getting your mini George Floyd experience?

I was kinda confused on what happened and had to put the dots together, note I was only like 9-10 when I did this so I didn't have a concept of whippets or anything like that.

 

[basil]

...I didn't think it would, I just said I just wanted a squeaky voice.

i apologize but my point still stands helium has a higher chance of straight up killing you instead of getting you high

im sorry though

 

[Xiuhcoyotl]

i was held by knifepoint by a cerote spic one time.

 

[Jimb0]

I was kinda confused on what happened and had to put the dots together, note I was only like 9-10 when I did this so I didn't have a concept of whippets or anything like that.

there's a theory that everytime you loose consciousness you actually die and your clone takes over....

 

[Xiuhcoyotl]

there's a theory that everytime you loose consciousness you actually die and your clone takes over....

similar to quantum immortality

 

[basil]

there's a theory that everytime you loose consciousness you actually die and your clone takes over....

is that why sometimes you forget shit when you get king-hit

 

[Steve]

there's a theory that everytime you loose consciousness you actually die and your clone takes over....

Well I think the real Swede and real Steve died long ago then, this thought process falls apart if you believe in spirit of any sort however.

 

[Xiuhcoyotl]

i almost drowned while swimming a river as a kid

 

[basil]

i almost drowned while swimming a river as a kid

spic excellency being incapable of swimming

 

[Xiuhcoyotl]

spic excellency being incapable of swimming

wrong stereotype pedo

 

[basil]

wrong stereotype pedo

don’t call me a pedophile that’s very rude of you

 

[Xiuhcoyotl]

don’t call me a pedophile that’s very rude of you

go away, creep

 

[basil]

go away, creep

why are tou being so rude i find that upsetting

 

[UendeligKamp]

here is a funny and really embarrsing one back shortly before covid lockdowns i was at a folkhighschool which is a type of boarding school where u do non academic bullshit. worst time of my life and the point i reached the most mentally unstable ive ever been and the most isolated ive ever felt
and i used to borrow one of my classmates crocs when i went to smoke
and this one time he had a meeting found his crocs missing
and this was like the 1 guy there which i liked interacting with
he got upset at me cus he had a meeting and had to walk there without shoes
and for whatever reason this made the dam of negativity that has been welling up flood
so i went back to roomates place entered the room of a guy i knew had a knife of the indigenous sami people
he was there sleeping asked him to borrow it and in his half asleep state gave it to me
then i proceded to walk to a secluded place and tried my hardest to slice open my artery on left arm not across but the effective way
i failed its surprisingly difficult

looking back at it though i just find it comletely absurd silly and hilarious trying to suicide of joinked crocs