Datamining Non-Anonymous Confession Thread

[Stephen]

Admit whatever you want other people to know from you here
I do not like strawberries

 

[Jimb0]

whats her @

@jimbo

 

[TurkBVLL]

I ate 2 bouillon cubes thinking they were candy

 

[1844 or Something]

Me and my brother took the top of a stone bench and propped it up against someone's front door in an old-folx neighborhood.
They either weren't strong enough to open the door, or they opened it and had a heart attack. I think i was 9

 

[1844 or Something]

I saw some Mexican family letting their kids run all over out towels at the beach, so I mog-walked straight out of the water, picked up my towel, and shook the sand out.
They had so much room, too. Still chose to set up right next to us. I do not feel bad.

 

[meijak]

This was my first direct interaction with the schlog. If the 2 homos hadn't been caught ERPing thus hiding /incel/ from guests, I likely would never have registered.

 

[chrisgriffinirl]

I bought supplies for a valentines day card for my crush in late January
nigga isnt my crush anymore cuz he is with some mentally retarded hoe now im so fucking embarrassed idk what to do with the card supplies now ill just make some small cards for my friends
I feel like the fact i was so early on thinking to asking him out with that gay card is so bad

 

[basil]

I'm afraid of myself sometimes, just tonight I got into a shouting match with my father over something really stupid (think he wanted me to take something out of the car) and I just exploded in the span of 10-15 minutes. Said some absolutely vile shit too, and when I finally regained "consciousness" I felt awful. Was especially bad because we ended up crying together a little bit, unusual since I've seen him cry maybe 5-6 times in my life.
I can go from being fairly rational to just monkey-brained ballistic thermonuclear kamikaze in such a short amount of time, it honestly makes me wonder if my mind is being hijacked by some supernatural shit.

no. you’re just autistic.

 

[Lettuce]

I bought supplies for a valentines day card for my crush in late January
nigga isnt my crush anymore cuz he is with some mentally retarded hoe now im so fucking embarrassed idk what to do with the card supplies now ill just make some small cards for my friends
I feel like the fact i was so early on thinking to asking him out with that gay card is so bad

why were u crushing on him

 

[basil]

i think i’ve said this before like a long time ago on here but i remember when i really wanted money like years ago i would send small businesses near me random bills hoping they would just pay for them and some of them fucking did

 

[chrisgriffinirl]

why were u crushing on him

I dont know, I guess he dressed nicely and was funny, made 9/11 jokes and generally hung out with me, i dont find him attractive now but then he seemed pretty cute, thought we had sumthing

 

[Lettuce]

I dont know, I guess he dressed nicely and was funny, made 9/11 jokes and generally hung out with me, i dont find him attractive now but then he seemed pretty cute, thought we had sumthing

r u crushing on anyone who hangs out with u

 

[chrisgriffinirl]

r u crushing on anyone who hangs out with u

nope

 

[Lettuce]

nope

idk then

 

[basil]

i think i’ve said this before like a long time ago on here but i remember when i really wanted money like years ago i would send small businesses near me random bills hoping they would just pay for them and some of them fucking did

i think i made like 1.5k doing this throughout one year so it’s not a very profitable or productive venture also probably it’s illegal i think

 

[Lettuce]

i think i made like 1.5k doing this throughout one year so it’s not a very profitable or productive venture also probably it’s illegal i think

actually some guy made millions doing this to google but he got caught but i dont rly think its illegal if you bill them for something and u actually provide what they paid for

 

[chrisgriffinirl]

idk then

why did you ask doe

 

[Lettuce]

why did you ask doe

lots of guys will crush on any girl that hangs out with them enough and is nice

 

[chrisgriffinirl]

lots of guys will crush on any girl that hangs out with them enough and is nice

I guess not on me, im afraid im not feminine enough sometimes, esp cuz of being tall its harder to find girlclothes that fit, well i am feminine in the face and i wear makeup n all idk its a kinda hard topic for me, embarrassment #2

 

[PepsiMan]

I guess not on me, im afraid im not feminine enough sometimes, esp cuz of being tall its harder to find girlclothes that fit

A WOMAN?? ON MY SOYJAK BLOG WEBSITE????

 

[chrisgriffinirl]

A WOMAN?? ON MY SOYJAK BLOG WEBSITE????

No, its okay, there is no woman here, go back to gooning to sprunki, foids will never be here…