• Happy pride month, xisters of the schlog!

ITT: we make shitty peanut gallery remarks about the above post

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Gemercord woke up
 
your family? are you serious? are they actually obsessed with peanuts? is your granddad fuckin' Jimmy Carter? does he have a fucking peanut gallery in his mansion on his Georgian estate? both real photographs of peanuts and Schultz drawings?
 
I go through my day pretty normal, like I'm a normal guy, I'm a swell guy, I'm a nice enough guy, I'm a cool kinda guy. Heh. I'm a pretty groovy guy… But then I get a little PEANUT in me, and I start to go GALLERY! Doesn't have to be much, this time around it was two 'em–two of Peanut Butter® Jellies, only 90 calories each but they do the job! Do you know what I'm sayin'? They get me goin', they get me riled up! A little GALLERY, a little GALLERY! Start gettin' me a little GALLERY, a little–you know–GALLERY!! Ooh-ooh! Hey! Somebody t–somebody put this kid in a padded cell, get 'im a straitjacket, he's goin' a lil… wacky… Goin' a lil GALLERY… He's off the walls! Bananas! Loco! You want me to stop. Isn't that wonderful. Well lemme just do whatever you say, because it's your little fairy tale
 
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