• Happy pride month, xisters of the schlog!

ITT: we talk about the coal/brimstone that is killing the soysphere

there is a secret cabal of rat people living under every major city's sewer system and one day they're gonna rise from the ground and seize Earth for themselves
the rat people won't stop talking to me they're using my kitchen as an operation room i can't fucking cook anything i've had to eat cold little caesars and drink tap water for the past 8 months
 
do you know what 8 months of crazy puffs and $5 hot and ready pizza does to a man
sometimes they don't even let me use my fridge and i have to eat my drywall
they use my fridge for weapons storage. they put IEDs and magical spell books in my fridge i just want to eat a regular fucking meal
 
Oh look, the crew is getting the derailment cleared and back on track!
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I'll say what is NOT killing the Sharty and is not coal is Femjanny.
 
I don't even remember at this point tbh every once in a while he goes off (unprovoked) about how every famous woman is actually a man trying to become an androgyne because Baphomet was an androgyne and they want to ascend to godhood status
I know there's a conspiracy theory similar to this about how everyone in Hollywood is a troon/pooner, like every dude is a lady and every lady is a dude
 
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