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[8doe]

Do you...know what it looked like?

unfortunately yes
it was an average sized penis
uncircumsized
small traces of smegma

 

[Dr. Cobson (PhD)]

unfortunately yes
it was an average sized penis
uncircumsized
small traces of smegma

Why do people just not clean their penis. I haven't had smegma for more than 10 years at this point, I don't know what's so hard about cleaning your oil glands and the head itself

 

[8doe]

Why do people just not clean their penis. I haven't had smegma for more than 10 years at this point, I don't know what's so hard about cleaning your oil glands and the head itself

niggas dont look after themselves bruh

 

[X Immigrant]

Well either way this fake20dollarbill guy seems quite the Aryan.

 

[Soyteen Liker]

i remember trying to join in march but it never fucking emailed me and even signing up and being approved took literal weeks

Skill issue. They let me in with 10min email

 

[jimbo]

Skill issue. They let me in with 10min email

i got in with tempmail KEK

 

[X Immigrant]

During our second free period in band, some fat faggot people somehow called a councelor didn't let me study in his giant office, where I promised I wouldn't bother him, and where one of the only phone chargers in the school is(my phone was dead and I needed it for a hotspot since I bring my own computer). Despite another kid in their doing his work too. He even said I couldn't charge my phone.

Can I get one chance to just beat up someone I don't like please? I don't want to be forced into one like last time because some ADHD-ridden retard kept taking my football gear and throwing it into the toilet. That isn't fun. I would beat this guy so badly his gay voice will be gone.

 

[X Immigrant]

Some guy who's apparently a coach came over near the end of our practice. If you've been at a local sporting event, or even watch sports films, think the overcompetitive dad type. Anyways, he was focused on me, telling me to do this and that, during our live wrestling part of the practice, and I was hyped. But I ended up going for a fireman so hard that I tweaked my wrestling partner's ankle. I need to watch myself.

 

[X Immigrant]

Also, I think I am probably surrounding myself with the wrong people at this point, specifically the football team. I see people acting like a much bigger sperg than I could hope to get away with, and they don't seem depressed at all. In fact, some are doing great.

I definitely did good on my math test, at least. I was having trouble wrangling geometrical proofs but one day, things like these just click into place. Good thing it clicked before the test. That shit's 100 points.

 

[X Immigrant]

GOT 3RD PLACE AT THE WRESTLING MEET YAY

It lasted over 12 hours. Everything hurts and I am utterly exhausted.

BTW I beat a black person in my last match so you can suck it @Stephen

 

[Jimb0]

BTW I beat a black person

could you see his BBC through spandex?

 

[X Immigrant]

could you see his BBC through spandex?

Even if you have it like a horse the singlet turns it into a t[x]p

 

[Jimb0]

Even if you have it like a horse the singlet turns it into a t[x]p

 

[X Immigrant]

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I'm not judging though. I am very inclusive for my tp frens.

 

[X Immigrant]

I received the worst haircut I've ever had in my lifetime btw.

Never going to sportsclips again. I look like an Edgar now. Nothing a shower and some pomade won't salvage though.

 

[slopjak]

Why do people just not clean their penis. I haven't had smegma for more than 10 years at this point, I don't know what's so hard about cleaning your oil glands and the head itself

it tastes good

 

[Dr. Cobson (PhD)]

it tastes good

No it doesn't. I could debate you about which bodily fluids are better but I don't wanna

 

[slopjak]

No it doesn't. I could debate you about which bodily fluids are better but I don't wanna

yes you do

 

[Dr. Cobson (PhD)]

yes you do

Pus tastes good. Especially when it's infected and mixed with blood.

 

[slopjak]

Pus tastes good. Especially when it's infected and mixed with blood.

no it doesn't its sour and tastes like shit (shit is better though)