Shit EVERYBODY Cares About! I got groomed into thinking I was latinx

[Chimperator]

Good morning, ever since I was a little baby my parents convinced me that me and my family were Gallo-Romans. They would bring me to historical Gallo-Roman sites, make me eat Roman food, make me dress like one. I fully thought that I was a Roman latinx beast, I would do everything for the glory of Rome.
But then, things started to fall apart... I went to live 4 months with my relatives in Germany. The horror, I didn't know we had barbarian relatives, I started to rethink everything, so I went and called our uncle who knew about our family origins, I still thought that I was Roman, hoping to get results from like Latium or something. Then I got the info, Kyiv, Ukraine; Sudetenland, Czechia; Carpathia, Romania. I was shattered, I had no Roman ancestry. I was being lied this whole time, I wasn't Roman, I was one of the very people that destroyed it. I thought of killing myself that day.
I will never be a real Roman, fuck this world, fuck this website.
EDIT: renamed Kiev to Kyiv.

 

[basil]

hi impy, i think this is the first coherent paragraph ive ever seen you write.

 

[ArBcswqnxNobgkdgULRxknEtLw]

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Good morning, ever since I was a little baby my parents convinced me that me and my family were Gallo-Romans. They would bring me to historical Gallo-Roman sites, make me eat Roman food, make me dress like one. I fully thought that I was a Roman latinx beast, I would do everything for the glory of Rome.
But then, things started to fall apart... I went to live 4 months with my relatives in Germany. The horror, I didn't know we had barbarian relatives, I started to rethink everything, so I went and called our uncle who knew about our family origins, I still thought that I was Roman, hoping to get results from like Latium or something. Then I got the info, Kiev, Ukraine; Sudetenland, Czechia; Carpathia, Romania. I was shattered, I had no Roman ancestry. I was being lied this whole time, I wasn't Roman, I was one of the very people that destroyed it. I thought of killing myself that day.
I will never be a real Roman, fuck this world, fuck this website.

Lol my DNA test came up as 50% Iberian and 8% Shitalian you will never be as Roman as me

 

[ukrainian_chad]

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Good morning, ever since I was a little baby my parents convinced me that me and my family were Gallo-Romans. They would bring me to historical Gallo-Roman sites, make me eat Roman food, make me dress like one. I fully thought that I was a Roman latinx beast, I would do everything for the glory of Rome.
But then, things started to fall apart... I went to live 4 months with my relatives in Germany. The horror, I didn't know we had barbarian relatives, I started to rethink everything, so I went and called our uncle who knew about our family origins, I still thought that I was Roman, hoping to get results from like Latium or something. Then I got the info, Kiev, Ukraine; Sudetenland, Czechia; Carpathia, Romania. I was shattered, I had no Roman ancestry. I was being lied this whole time, I wasn't Roman, I was one of the very people that destroyed it. I thought of killing myself that day.
I will never be a real Roman, fuck this world, fuck this website.

even though its kyiv

 

[Chimperator]

even though its kyiv

So sorry sister ^^

 

[Chimperator]

Lol my DNA test came up as 50% Iberian and 8% Shitalian you will never be as Roman as me

Fuck you.

 

[Chimperator]

Oh and BTW I only found out that Constantinople is now Istanbul recently.

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheeseSte]

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Good morning, ever since I was a little baby my parents convinced me that me and my family were Gallo-Romans. They would bring me to historical Gallo-Roman sites, make me eat Roman food, make me dress like one. I fully thought that I was a Roman latinx beast, I would do everything for the glory of Rome.
But then, things started to fall apart... I went to live 4 months with my relatives in Germany. The horror, I didn't know we had barbarian relatives, I started to rethink everything, so I went and called our uncle who knew about our family origins, I still thought that I was Roman, hoping to get results from like Latium or something. Then I got the info, Kyiv, Ukraine; Sudetenland, Czechia; Carpathia, Romania. I was shattered, I had no Roman ancestry. I was being lied this whole time, I wasn't Roman, I was one of the very people that destroyed it. I thought of killing myself that day.
I will never be a real Roman, fuck this world, fuck this website.
EDIT: renamed Kiev to Kyiv.

>Latinx
>Jew

 

[ArBcswqnxNobgkdgULRxknEtLw]

>Latinx
>Jew
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I look like this because I have Jewish blood and I was born in LATAM

 

[Nusoigoogoo]

Lol my DNA test came up as 50% Iberian and 8% Shitalian you will never be as Roman as me

i should get one of these

 

[8doe]

WE WUZ ROMANX AND SHEIT NIGGA

Africa (Roman province) - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[X Immigrant]

>Latinx
>Jew
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Which SNCA is this jewtinx from?

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

>Latinx
>Jew
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Who is thşls

 

[Gem Control]

I decide who is Roman or not

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

I decide who is Roman or not

Am I roman

 

[Gem Control]

Am I roman

Sure

Also why did I read this as "am I a woman"

 

[8doe]

I decide who is Roman or not

im tunisian and that means i wuz roman carthaginian or whatever

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

im tunisian and that means i wuz roman carthaginian or whatever

I'm turkish and we're the third rome or however mehmed the conqueror larped as the caesar of the romans

 

[ArBcswqnxNobgkdgULRxknEtLw]

im tunisian and that means i wuz roman carthaginian or whatever

It's funny, nobody talks about Carthage, even though they were Rome's first legitimate threat and competitor

 

[8doe]

It's funny, nobody talks about Carthage, even though they were Rome's first legitimate threat and competitor

yeah we were pretty close to winning
in tunisia it's referenced in media a lot though geg